OverTheEdge-101 Sex Jokes And Comix | Page 7

I ente red it in a b ig -d ick c onte st and it
c a m e in fir s t, se co nd , an d th ir d .
M y dick is s o b ig , it vo te s.
M y dick is a be tter dre ss er tha n I am .
M y dick is s o b ig , it ha s a th re e -p ic tu re d ea l.
M y dick is s o b ig tha t the he ad of it ha s on ly seen
M y ba lls in p ic tu re s.
M y dick is s o b ig , Hen ry Aaron u se d it to h it his 750 th
ho me ru n .
M y dick is the Walr u s, ko o ko o g a jo ob .
N o matt er w he re I go , M y dick alw ays ge ts the re fir s t.
M y dick ta ke s lon ge r lun che s th an I do .
M y dick c ontr ibu te d fif ty th ou sa nd do lla rs to th e
D em ocra tic Natio na l C omm it t e e.
M y dick was on ce the am ba ssado r to Chin a .

' G et in the re you b ig fu rr y oa f, I don 't ca re wha t you
s m ell!'
' Lu ke , at tha t sp eed do y ou th in k you 'll be ab le to pu ll
ou t in tim e? '
' P ut tha t thin g aw ay be fo re you ge t u s all kill ed .'
' Y ou 'v e go t so m eth in g ja m m ed in he re re a l g oo d.'
' A ren 't you a litt le sh o rt fo r a sto rm -tr o ope r? '
' Y ou ca m e in tha t th in g? You 'r e bra ve r th an I thou gh t.'
' S orr y abou t the mess... '
' Loo k at the siz e of tha t th in g!'
' C urs e my m eta l b od y, I wasn 't fa st enou gh !'
' S he may no t loo k lik e much , bu t she 's go t it w he re it
c oun ts , kid .'
' I t hou gh t t ha t ha ir y bea st w ou ld be the e nd of m e.'
' S iz e matters no t. Ju d ge me b y m y siz e , do you? '
' T he re 's an a wfu l l ot of m ois tu re in he re .'
' B ut no w w e must eat. Com e, good fo od , co m e... '
' T ha t's oka y, I 'd lik e to ke ep it on man ua l con tr o l fo r a
w hile .'
' H urr y up , go ld en -r od ...'
' I m ust'v e h it it pre tt y clo se to th e mark to g et he r all
r il ed up lik e th at, huh kid ? '
' P oss ib le he ca m e in th rou gh the sou th en tr an ce .'
' A nd I th ou gh t the y sm elle d bad on the ou ts ide !'
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