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W atc h in g th e la te sho w - 17 tim es
T oo so re - 26 tim es
N ew ha ir do - 6 tim es
W ro n g tim e of t he m on th - 14 tim es
Y ou ha d to go to the ba th ro om - 19 tim es
Of t he 36 tim es tha t I D ID su ccee d, t he re su lt w as no t alw ays s atis fy in g be cau se 6 tim es you ju st la id
t he re , 8 tim es you re m in de d me th a t t he re was a cra ck in the ce ili ng, 4 tim es you to ld me to hu rr y up
and ge t it ove r w it h , 7 tim es I ha d to wake you up to te ll you I w as fin is he d, and on ce I w as afr a id th at
I had hu rt you be cau se you sta rted th ra sh in g aro u nd and b rea th in g hea vy. Le t's tr y to im pro ve th is ,
s ha ll we??
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