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ha s a do g usu a lly ca lls him "R ove r" or
" S po t" . I ca ll min e Sex. Now , Sex has be en ve ry
e m ba rr ass in g to me. W hen I w en t to th e City Hall to re ne w
t he do g's lic en se , I to ld the cle rk tha t I w ou ld lik e a li c en se fo r
S ex. H e sa id , "I w ou ld lik e to ha ve o ne too !" Then I sa id , "B ut
s he is a do g!" He sa id he d id n 't ca re wha t she loo ked lik e . I
s a id , "Y ou d on 't un de rs ta nd . ... I ha ve had Sex sin ce I w as
n ine yea rs old ." He rep lie d, "Y ou must ha ve b een qu it e a
s tr on g bo y." W he n I de cid ed to ge t m arr ied , I t old the min is te r
t ha t I w ou ld lik e to ha ve Sex at t he wedd in g. H e to ld me to
w ait un til afte r the wedd in g was ove r. I sa id , "B ut Sex ha s
p la yed a b ig p art in my life a nd my who le world re vo lv e s
a rou nd Sex." He sa id he didn 't wan t t o hea r abou t my
pe rs o na l li fe and wou ld no t m arr y us in h is chu rc h . I to ld h im
e ve ry one wou ld en jo y ha vin g Sex at t he wedd in g. The ne xt
da y we were marr ied a t th e Ju stic e of t he Pea ce . M y fa m ily is
ba rred fr o m th e chu rc h fr o m th en on .
W hen my wi fe an d I w en t on ou r hone ym oon , I to o k the do g
w it h me. W he n we che cked in to th e mote l, I to ld th e cle rk th a t
I w an ted a ro om fo r m e a nd my wif e a nd a spe cia l roo m fo r
S ex. H e sa id tha t eve ry roo m in the mote l i s a pla ce fo r se x. I sa id , "Y ou don 't unde rs ta nd . ... Sex
k eep s m e aw ake a t n ig h t." The cle rk s aid , "M e to o!"
O ne da y I ente re d Sex in a con te st. But befo re the co m pe tit ion be gan , th e do g ra n a way. Ano th e r
c on te sta nt asked me why I w as ju st loo kin g aro und . I to ld h im tha t I w as go in g to ha ve Sex in the
c on te st. He sa id tha t I sh ou ld ha ve