ir st T im e
83 . T w o Necr oph il li a cs
84 . T he M an And His D octo r
85 . T hree Whores
86 . M ic h ael Jack so n
87 . N ot M y K ind Of D ate
88 . L im er ic k s
89 . E xp en siv e Pee p S how
90 . S m art A ss 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 9491
. S w ee t R ev en ge
92 . T he C an nib als
93 . H er p es
94 . H yp oth etic a l A nd Rea li s tic
95 . M agic Pil ls
96 . T w o Fle a s
97 . B an an a Bre ad
98 . E th er
99 . C rea tiv e G estu res
1 00 .H on g K on g Don g
1 01 .M ed iu m Size 9596 97 98 99 1
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Few Sic k Ones For Y ou !
1 06
A man wen t to a str ip clu b. W he n he go t
i n side he no tic e d a sea t con sp ic uou sly
uno ccup ie d in the fr on t ro w . Seiz in g the
op po rtun it y , he to o k th e se a t.
A s s oon a s th e fir s t dan ce r walk ed ou t,
t he gu y dir e ctly beh ind h im ye lled , "Y eah
bab y! T ha t's wha t I'v e be en wait in g fo r!"
T he man in the fr o n t ro w tu rn ed a ro u nd
and ga ve h im a d ir ty loo k. A fe w minu te s
i n to the sho w, t he dan ce r did a move and
s na tc h ed off her top , re vea lin g tw o
pa stie s. The gu y beh ind ou r fr ie nd goe s
o ff aga in . "Y eah bab y! Sha ke tho se
t h in gs."
O ur fr ien d tu rn ed a rou nd and sa id , "H ey
bu dd y, ca lm do w n!"
A fte r a fe w mom en ts , t he dan ce r did
ano the r move , and sna tc he d o ff her
d re ss , re vea lin g a ve ry th in G-s tr in g.
A ga in th e man beh ind ou r fr ie nd ye lled ou t, "O h bab y! Y ou 'r e a lm ost t he re !"
O ur fr ien d aga in tu rne d aro un d and sa id , "H ey budd y, sh ut t he he ll up, w ill ya !"
A fe w min ute s la te r, the dan ce r str e tc hed ou t on th e flo o r and sn a tc h ed off bo th th e pa stie s an d th e
G -s tr in g, and the who le clu b wen t wild , exc ep t fo r the man beh in d ou r fr ien d. Curiou s, ou r fr ie nd
t u rne d aro und a nd a sked , "S ay budd y, w he re 's you r en th u sia sm no w ?"
T he gu y re spon ded , "It 's all ove r you r ba ck, d ude ."
E ve ry bod y I kno w w ho
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