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train your ability in describing things in evocative languages
by reading some novels. Just one good book will give you many great
ideas. I highly recommend Anne Rice’s novels. She wrote a series
called “The Vampire Chronicle”. It’s crazy stuff. But you gotta admit
she’s a master at making her readers fantasize, which is exactly what
you want women to do.

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Start Talking to Women

Start talking to women with a clear and precise objective in
mind.

Upon first contact the goal is to break the ice. Second contact is to
establish trust and build rapport. Third is to develop romantic feelings.
Fourth is to develop a next date…along the way it is crucial that you
keep yourself focused on the outcome.

By “contact” I didn’t mean “date”! Contacts compose the sequence you
should follow to make women fall in love. All contacts can happen one
after another the first time a woman meets you. In fact, the faster you
move into the relationship, the more wildly women fantasize, and the
better for you.

The 3-Second Rule

I heard about the 3-second rule long ago and it never ceased to amaze
me. Simply stated, the 3-second rule commands you to approach a
woman you like in 3 seconds after noticing her. For example, a hot
babe catches your eyes at a party or a bar. Immediately you should
smile at her and start walking towards her. You are allowed a “buffer
time” of no more than 3 seconds.

If you stick to the 3-second rule, you’ll establish an image of
decisiveness and strong confidence. Women love such

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34 demonstration of masculinity. Also, in 3 seconds you won’t have
time to think of the excuses why you shouldn’t take action.

This rule always brings me pleasant surprises especially when I started
out because women (even the hot ones) reacted so much more
positively than those times when I allowed myself more time to muster
up my courage. Test it out and you’ll never regret it. Maybe for the
first time you’d say, “I really did that! But hey, that’s me… I’m glad I
did it anyway!”

Here’s a trick that never failed me. You can approach a woman as
soon as you see her and say, “Remember me?” She’d invariably reply,
“No.” and you can say, “You will!” The next time you walk by her
(maybe in a few minutes) you can say, “Remember me now?” and add
“…from just now…” and smile.

You’ll love it.

What would happen if you miss your chance? What else can you do
apart from cursing yourself?

Well, you can always go back to her and use this line:

“Do you believe in love at first sight (pause) or should I walk by
again?”

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Pick Up Women

Michael Cunningham, a psychology professor at the University of
Louisville, spent many years studying the success rate of various
approaches and pick up lines. In the 1980's he sent graduate students
out to bars to do "field research" and the findings were not too
surprising.

He found that the direct approach was the best. The most successful
line was, “I feel a little embarrassed about this, but I'd like to
meet you.” The runner-up line was, “What do you think of the
band?” Running a close third was the obvious, “hi.” It worked
nearly as well as the others.

On the other hand, many other “experts” claim that pick up lines
simply don't work. Monica Moore, Ph.D., professor of psychology at
Webster University in St. Louis, as quoted in Sex: a Man's Guide, by
Bechtel is one of them.

Dr. Monica has been studying courtship issues since 1978 and claims
that women have sized you up and decided whether or not they will
sleep with you within the first few seconds of meeting, despite the
pickup lines you use.

She commented that “picking up women is more of a process than an
event. It is a sensual dance between a man and a woman, enticing the
other into deeper and deeper levels of intrigue and sexual tension.”

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36 Here’s my take on this: either opinion could be true. Pick up line may
work or may not, just like body language. But that’s not the most
important thing.