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you ever stopped to give some thoughts to what women like
in general? Astrology, romance novel, window shopping, female
magazines (have you read one before?)…those should tell you
something.

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27 Women don’t stop to think “Hey, this joke is cleverly constructed so
it’s logical to laugh at it” and then laugh. They are intrigued not only
by what’s said but also who said it and how it was said.

It happens all the time that a woman finds a man’s joke to be funny
merely because she likes him, vice versa—if she doesn’t like you
she won’t consider anything you say as funny. That means you have to
work a lot harder if you fail to build rapport with her during the initial
encounter.

Women are emotional and not logical. Play by this rule.

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Women are Instinctive

Do you know that a woman typically decides her relationship with
another man in the first half minute from meeting him? That’s why
“first impression” is emphasized so much by so many dating experts.

A woman almost always knows “instinctively” whether you can be a
lover within minutes.

If you’ve made a good impression upon her, good for you! The humor
techniques you’re about to learn will almost certainly work big time
following that; if you’ve not made a good impression, move on to the
clear goal of obtaining a favorable impression with humor in the next
few minutes or as quickly as possible.

Women are instinctive. You should use it to your advantage.

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Women Want to be Dominated

The reason women like power and fame is that they are looking to be
dominated by the right kind of men. It’s nature. It’s in the blood.

All they need is a good reason. Being made laugh is a good enough
reason.

Do you really think women want to control the men they like? Of
course not.

The fact is that one of the sexes always dominates the other. This is
true everywhere in nature. It could be the male dominating the female
or it could be the other way round…

What about the human society?

You have the answer.

Women sometimes take on the “dominant role” only to sift through the
guys to find the ones they are willing to be controlled by.

Why do women “play hard to get” only in the beginning and not after
the relationship?

You have the answer.

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30 Usually this happens to a woman at a subconscious level, so never
ever point it out to her. She might “get offended” if there’s not enough
intimacy between you and her yet.

Women Want to Feel Smart

Here comes the “manipulative” part.

If you are able to craft and present pieces of information together to a
woman so that she can “get it” or say “oh, that’s how it works”, you
have more power to make her laugh.

There are usually two means you can do this:

� Release critical information one by one in conversations so that
she’s feeling as if she’s “solving a mystery”. Women love that.
And that’s why short stories often work better than one-liners.

� Sometimes instead of telling jokes with obvious punch lines,
crack a joke that takes her some time to “get it” (many adult
jokes will do the job). You might want to keep an amused look
the entire time so she doesn’t think it’s just a lame joke.

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Women Want to Picture Things

This is also referred to as the imagery technique.

Basically, women love to picture things in their minds. This is in
tandem with their inclination to feel.

Paint wonderful picture to women with your words. If you’re also in the
picture, congratulations, she’ll fall for you very soon if not yet.

Use evocative and poetic language to arouse imagination. Intersperse
in your speech words like these:

� Pounding
� Pure
� Wholeness
� Compassion
� Throb
� Swift
� Quiver
� Hailstorm
� Eternity
� Never-ending stretch
� Tremor
� Crush
� Twist
� Mind-boggling

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