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tend to bloat up the fears of that we haven’t yet fully experienced.

The fear, the worry, and the stress all come from making them more
daunting than they really are.

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21 What is rejection to you? What is rejection from women you hardly
know? What is rejection from a completely stranger to you? Do you
understand it? Do you know it?

Making women laugh should be fun and rewarding if you’re mentally
prepared for what it takes to make women laugh and fall in love. It
can be a numbers game… we’ll talk about that later.

Take action.

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The Humor Habit

You’d certainly agree with me that successful habits define
successful people.

Likewise, your future is determined by your daily routine.

If you don't form a habit of constantly practicing things you want to be
good at, you’ll never be. And if you don’t control your habits, you’ll
end up being controlled by them.

Therefore, as you discover more and more techniques in this book, I
want you to commit to developing the habit of joking with yourself
constantly.

Apart from that simple day-to-day act, practice constantly by
exploring opportunities to role-play with people around you in your
own imagination.

For example, one thing I found particularly effective is talking to the
host when listening to the radio or talk shows on TV. Just imagine
yourself to be live on the show. What would you say or act to be
funnily? You should practice the techniques taught in this book one by
one as you go along.

And modify the techniques taught in this book to suit your own
personality and style. What I offer you here are the tested-and-proven
formulas that worked for me. They will almost definitely work for you

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23 too. But in order to fully unleash your power of humor you need to
constantly fine-tune the details on your own.

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Part 2
Dealing With Women

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Universal Laws of Women

Before delving into the tricks and techniques, let me point out some
basic laws of how women behave.

I don’t want you to just go out and dump all your knowledge onto
them. You gotta know the smart ways of making women laugh. You
gotta know how to use the least effort to produce the most laughter—
and keep it going. Don’t waste your effort by using the wrong tricks on
the wrong women.

So here are the ground rules in “dealing” with women.

Women are Emotional

They care more about how they feel than how they think. Generally,
women tend to be less logical than men. (That’s why laughter is
extremely important and why good humor works on them most of the
time.)

Have you ever seen hot babes giggling nonstop at some other men’s
jokes which aren’t funny to you at all? Did you find yourself
thinking, “Hey, that joke wasn’t funny at all…what’s wrong with her?”

See? You were using logic.

Whatever can amuse a particular woman is funny. Period. Focus on
the emotional effect on women, not logical effect.

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What delivers emotion? Not words themselves, but pictures these
words create. In order to make a woman feel you need to send
mental pictures to her mind. Use very descriptive and evocative
language to make her feel amused.

Women interpret humor differently and laugh for different reasons.
And most women are easily disturbed by ideas that they are not
used to.

It’s a natural self-protection mechanism.

For example, if they laugh at sexual or ethnic jokes openly in public,
their images would suffer more than men do. That’s why a woman is
less likely to laugh at “unorthodox” jokes. So keep in mind that you
(as a man) find funny may completely fail to entertain a woman.

Even if you chose the right material, you may still fail to make her
laugh. There is still one step missing. A woman must want to be made
laugh by you in the first place—

It’s illogical. It’s counterintuitive. I know.

But have