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(Don’t hustle if you don’t have any cards,
though.)
- If you are going to invite a home-boy of yours
to join, make sure he looks desirable and he
doesn’t have a loud/gossipy reputation.
- During the threesome, tell your friend to just
join, and not ask to join as he steps in the room.
Once I waited for 40 minutes for two girls to in-
vite me to their kissing, only to later find out that
I should have just joined and kissed them, with-
out asking.
- During sex, it is better to keep music just loud
enough so that conversations can’t start. If they
start, then people can start to argue or joke or
tell stories, save that for another time.

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8 - Before proposing a threesome to your girl, ask
her opinion of your home-boy/wing-man. De-
pending on how she answers, you’ll know if he
will be the one for the job.
- When you invite the chick, make it sound like
you and your home-boy made a decision to let
you be the one that you want to have a three-
some with. I.e.: “We thought it would be cool to
party with you.”
- Make it seem like you three are just going to go
back and play. Don’t describe everything that will
happen, as she may not be ready to be hearing
or imagining it yet. Just say that you three could
go back and “party”. Make it seem like its going
to be something light, just a little risqué.
- If she changes her mind, then tell her its ok.
You can still sleep with her as a couple. Talk
about it some other day, not the next day, as the
reasons for her decision will still be fresh in her
mind.
-Let her be an active partner too. If she becomes
the passive player, if you are the one doing ev-
erything and she is just receiving, she may feel
spoiled or abused. Every now and then ask her
for a massage, kiss, head etc. It should be inter-
active and everyone should take part.

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“You are doing
it all wrong”
technique
Let’s say you just met her at a bar or club and the three
of you are now back at your apartment. Conversation is
good, sipping on wine or whatever. You haven’t brought
up the threesome idea yet so you don’t know if she is up
for it.
How it starts
Your boy leaves the room and says he is going some-
where for a while (i.e. gas station to get cigarettes). He
leaves. You two are now alone.
“Come here. Let me show you this really cool
massage trick I learned yesterday!”
“Okay!” She replies. Who the hell is going to deny a
massage? Especially when it’s a new trick. You start to
massage her, you tell her to lie down and relax. You pro-
ceed. Don’t ask her to take her clothes off yet. Right now
you just want it to be innocent. Back massage, clothes
on.
He comes back
Soon, ten minutes into her massage, you homeboy
walks in from the gas station. She won’t be startled be-

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10 cause what you two are doing is innocent: just a back
massage, clothes are on.
He walks in and sees that you giving her a massage.
“No, no, no. Is that supposed to be the Manchu-mas-
sage I taught you?” He asks.
“Yeah”
“No, no! You are doing it all wrong!”
“Well, how does it go?”
“Here, move aside.”
Bingo! You move aside and let him do the massage. She
should be so relaxed, that she won’t care who is giving
her massage, as long as it feels good.
Switch
You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, so that he
can have a moment with her. You come back, dim the
lights and turn up the music (Portishead, Sade, and
D’Angelo).
You start massaging her legs. It has started. Now the
two of you are having physical contact with her. He is on
her back, you on the legs.
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Slowly work your movements towards her inner thigh.
Your clothes should start coming off, slowly. No rush, no
sudden moves. One of you starts kissing the back of her
neck. The other caressing (massaging) her inner thigh.

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11 Proceed at your own pace. Ask her to remove her bra
because the straps are in the way. Later, give the same
excuse for her pants (unless she is wearing a skirt,
which would make things A LOT easier).
If she hasn’t tried to stop everything by now, you are in
for plenty.
Don’t go too fast at any point. Any sudden moves, if you
undress too fast, talk too much or start grabbing her
breasts, she may snap out of her relaxation state and
start thinking. Thinking is not good at this moment. Just
let your actions do the talking, and the music and ambi-
ence control the vibe.
The advantage of getting it on with a friend and a chick
is that after this all happens, you’ll know she is a freak
and it should be her turn to find a partner:
“Do you think Jamie would enjoy this?” You ask.
“I don’t know. Maybe.”
“Let’s all go out next Friday, just the four of us. We’ll see
how it goes...”

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