How To Get Into Threesomes

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Threesomes
for Players
Threesomes can be tricky. Very tricky.
Do it wrong and it can jeopardize your relationship with a
girl. Do it right and you can experience something only
2% of men have ever had the joy of experiencing.
Threesomes don’t come around often. Given that you
need a girl that is willing to swing with another chick or
with one of your friends, your chances of getting into one
are slim.
In either case, I strongly disagree getting a girl you care
about involved. A threesome can only damage a love-re-
lationship. If you want to get a girl involved, get one that
you don’t have too many feelings for, one that you see
as play mate or sex partner (and she sees you in that
light likewise).
Every now and then you will come about women like
this, especially after using the Advanced Macking meth-
ods. They understand that if things don’t work out, no
one will be hurt and you won’t be hearing about this for
the rest of your life. So when I refer to “girl” here, please
understand that I don’t mean girl friend but instead a
sex-partner, some one who you can call for last-minute
sex and not someone who you picture getting married to.

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1) You and a friend do a girl
2) You and your girl find a lesbian
Naturally, most of us guys would rather be involved with
two women, instead of having to share. But most women
(excuse the low-brow analogy) are like a
“power strip: You can connect several devices to it!”
Plus the experience is just as fun. And the bragging
rights are just as valuable.

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The two guys
with one girl
scenario
1) You and your homeboy play with a girl.
To better illustrate how you can bring this up, let me tell
you a recent threesome I had:
I was at a party, when Isabel, a suburban sex-
partner chick of mine called. She wanted to
come meet me. I told her I was at a party, (while
trying to hint that I was busy).
She begged that she wanted to see me that
night. I reluctantly agreed and told her the
address. I did not want her at that party because
there were several other women I had my eye
on. But I figured one in the hand is better than
two in the bush, plus she was a freak.
Soon she was over. She was all over me,
kissing, marking her territory from the other girls.
Understandable, but not cool, since I did want to
meet new chicks that night, even with her at the
party.

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5 So I figured she would have to pay in return for
me losing my potential clients. I told her that
here in the city (Chicago), we party differently
from the suburbs.
She asked me what I meant. I told her that we
frequently get into threesomes, and that, if she
wanted to hang-around with me tonight, she
would have to swing with a friend and me.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay, but I
figured it would be a fun activity, as long as he
stays on one side and me on the other.
“Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant”
– anonymous
I told her those were the breaks, because I was
getting into that topic with another chick when
she called. Meaning, if I “don’t get it with you, I
can get it with another tonight”. I was hustling,
but it worked.
She agreed to it. I told her not to worry about it,
to have fun at the party.
Later on, the three of us came home. During the

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6 car drive, I did not bring up the subject. Why
seem like an amateur and over-hype it? Pretend
it isn’t going to happen, don’t bring it up and you
don’t give her a chance to change her decision,
make terms (“lights off”) or over think.
We got home, Isabel and I started making out
and pretty soon she was giving me head. I kept
my bedroom door open. 15 Minutes into the
blowjob, she was pretty excited, playing with
her-self as well.
David passed by my bedroom, as we had
arranged. I signaled him in, and without much
noise, he took his clothes off and started kissing
her back. She was startled, but soon realized
that she wanted it just as much as we did. He
then started licking her from behind, and the
night went flawlessly for three hours.
Once we were done, David, being the well-
trained sexpert, left the room and us alone.
That was it, it went pretty easy, almost like a porno-flick.

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The Rules
What I learned from this and other “2 guys and girl” style
threesomes was:
- Freaks are the best candidates (obviously,
good-girls won’t be into it as easily as sex
freaks). If you have met a freak or have slept
with a freak or are sleeping with a freak, now is
the time for threesomes. You would be surprised
at how willing they are to experiment.
- Don’t ask if she wants to, tell her how it’s going
to go down. If she doesn’t like it then she can
leave.