Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 6

born \par
Sardarji: punjab \par
Interviewer : \par
which part? Sardarji : kya \par
which part whole body was \par
born in punjab** \par
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad) \par
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Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj \par
Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass \par
hui nahi. \par
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) \par
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Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta \par
Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar \par
Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona \par
Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki \par
Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!** \par
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona) \par
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded \par
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte \par
ho,Thand mein kampkapaye \par
se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi \par
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with \par
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. \par
(From:munira - ) \par
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hai surat aapki,Bahut dino \par
baad nahaye se lagte \par
ho...Good Morning... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge \par
hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to \par
Gadha PAHELWAAN..... \par
(From:Rishi - guwahati) \par
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U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a \par
MASTER PIECE. It is Devided \par
in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT \par
In the LEFT nothing is \par
RIGHT... & In the RIGHT \par
nothing is LEFT. \par
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) \par
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Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, \par
Some1 changes d Lock...!!! \par
(From: - Surat) \par
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khidakise dekha raste pe koi \par
nahi tha, khidakise dekha \par
raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe \par
jakar dekha to khidki pe koi \par
nahi tha \par
(From:neal - pune) \par
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husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne \par
walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat \par
buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai \par
(From:zafar - faizan) \par
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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna \par
Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya \par
Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein \par
Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? \par
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata \par
Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... \par
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe \par
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta \par
Hoon! \par
(From: - Surat) \par
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that \par
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should \par
only i suffer!!! \par
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) \par
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas \par
hota hai Toote khwaboo ke \par
siwa kuch na pass hota hai \par
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat \par
aati hai Bandar jab koi aaspaas \par
hota hai.. \par
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) \par
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kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me \par
muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte \par
me ek baar to nahana chahiye \par
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) \par
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Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera \par
Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey \par
Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh \par
Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se \par
Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. \par
HaHaHa \par
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) \par
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hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai tumhe \par
dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye \par
bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai \par
(From:asif - baroda) \par
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A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO \par
SHOP AND START SHOUTING \par
KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA \par
RADIO MAANGA THA AUR \par
ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA \par
HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO \par
HAI... \par
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar \par
rajasthan) \par
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Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, \par
Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek \par
par Karo...! \par
(From: 0 - Surat) \par
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jo ek baar tu haan karde, \par
main char paanch aur \par
patadoonge, tum ko main \par
pehli kahoon aur sab ko \par
kahoon aaqri. \par
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Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki \par
rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh \par
Ladki kisi aur ne pata li.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) \par
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Ishara to madad ka kar raha \par
tha doobne wala.... Magar \par
yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e- \par
Alwida samjha.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow \par
U.P.) \par
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Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... \par
Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal \par
ko hilta hua dekh... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) \par
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena \par
chahiye,Bure waqt mein \par
muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 \par
din mein bhi khujli na mite to \par
8ve din naha lena chahiye... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P. \par
(India)) \par
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Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi \par
sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai \par
(From:Rahul - Mumbai) \par
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I l I lo I lov I love I love you... \par
I love you the most. I love \par
you the best. I love you a lot.. \par
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said \par
People should LOVE animals \par
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) \par
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ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN \par
WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA. \par
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) \par
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PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED \par
NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA \par
HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI \par
SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA \par
NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI \par
HAI PAR AAP NAHI \par
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) \par
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Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani \par
nahi hai, Yeh chehray par