Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 5

: Yaar koi hint tu du. \par
(From:Afshan ) \par
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(From:Afshan ) \par
JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th \par
mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur \par
Ulloo SMS padh raha hai. \par
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) \par
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NEEND ATI HAI RATOO \par
MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI \par
AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE \par
PICHE USKA BAAP AATA \par
HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI \par
HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI \par
(From:aarti - jtc) \par
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Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat \par
maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao \par
samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... ** \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) \par
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ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE \par
USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR \par
FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD \par
DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR \par
ME DARD DE USE SARDAR \par
KEHTE HAI** \par
(From:VASCO - INDIA) \par
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tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi \par
me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal \par
saand aa gaya ho. \par
(From:sachin - jtc) \par
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Us ne mere dil me jagah \par
banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir \par
apne dil me sajali.... Woh \par
mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir \par
maine bhi uski dusri behan \par
fasaali.... \par
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) \par
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what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green \par
chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar \par
dala.......maar dala \par
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) \par
Santa went to ATM. Banta told \par
i saw ur password. Banta : It \par
is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur \par
wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara \par
rara..... \par
(From:sona - mumbai) \par
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Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; \par
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate \par
4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!** \par
( From : Drb ) \par
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If engineers start making \par
films, the names will be: \par
current ho na ho, jaanam \par
supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech \par
karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, \par
Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse \par
lagaya to darna kya, engineer \par
no.1, engineering koi khel \par
nahi, input wale output le \par
jayenge, Maine engineering \par
kyu kiya..!! \par
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msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye \par
sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane \par
COMPUTER ka course ho gaya... \par
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni) \par
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When i was sad you were \par
there. When i was crying you \par
were there. When i was \par
unhappy you were there. Now \par
i have understood ji sare \par
fasad ki jad tu hai.. \par
(From : Jeetu) \par
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AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He \par
checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and \par
Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN \par
(From: SIM ) \par
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ek aishwaarya thi deewani si \par
shahrukh pe wo marti thi, \par
najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik \par
ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori \par
chori salman ko chittiya likha \par
karti thi kuch kahena tha \par
shayad ajay se par na jane kis \par
se darti thi jab bhi milti thi \par
vivek se hamesha pucha karti \par
thi imran kaisa hai \par
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) \par
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jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil \par
pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. \par
phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...** \par
(From:waqaar - kuwait) \par
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut \par
chuki hain dil ke saath Ye \par
bataya dooston ne ishq \par
furmane ke baad; Is liye \par
kamre ki ek ek cheez check \par
karta hoon main Ek tere aane \par
se pehle, ek tere jaane ke \par
baad \par
(From:Shayar - Nashik) \par
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LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar \par
karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya \par
chappal tutne tak maar khayega... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) \par
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Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil \par
dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab \par
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta \par
hai baar-baar .....Aadat se \par
majboor ho tum jane kab \par
maang lo udhaar \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P. \par
(INDIA)) \par
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dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka \par
shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko \par
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon) \par
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wat do I do wen ic some1 \par
extremely Gorgouz, \par
Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I \par
Stare,I smile n when I get \par
tired..I put down da mirror!** \par
(From:Halima - Australia) \par
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Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke \par
saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, \par
thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... \par
(From:ZOORASH ) \par
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Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita \par
Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne \par
Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha \par
Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur \par
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Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap \par
ko Le Aayi.** \par
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli) \par
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tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to \par
yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal \par
aya ..!!!!!!! \par
(From:mash - ) \par
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makan malik: 500 rupaye \par
mahine ka kiraya hoga! \par
kirayedar:thik hai; par apke \par
makan me bahut chuhe daud \par
rahe hai... Makan malik: to \par
500 rupaye me kya bipasha \par
basu nachegi? \par
(From:Pranjali - Pune) \par
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal \par
bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par \par
ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana \par
dete... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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