Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 7

jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder \par
hai nada Jawani nahi hai. \par
(From: - Surat) \par
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apki yaad mein yeh dil \par
tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak \par
ko yeh dil machalta raha, \par
pheche mudkar dekha toh \par
ALLOUT chalu tha.. \par
(From:sufian - hyderabad) \par
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta \par
hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang \par
rakhta hoon \par
(From: - Surat) \par
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College ki galion mein ajjeb \par
khel hota hai, Class ke bahane \par
dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki \par
jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye \par
to Pappu har saal fail hota \par
hai..... \par
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon) \par
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our \par
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, \par
Give me ur Telephone No. \par
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar) \par
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Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe \par
Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar \par
Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... \par
Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag \par
Jaayenge \par
(From:Manish - guwahati) \par
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Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat \par
kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa \par
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) \par
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha \par
jindgi main, badi joshh ke \par
sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya \par
tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke \par
sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge \par
badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki \par
usey kal shamko dekha kisi \par
aur ke sath ! \par
(From:sagar - rajkot) \par
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Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche \par
mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai \par
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) \par
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Andheri sadak, sunsan \par
kabristan, sooni haveli, kala \par
asmaan, rat hogai soja \par
shaitan.. \par
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon) \par
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things \par
work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all \par
the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! \par
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) \par
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A Sardar learning english \par
introduces his family at a \par
party. Hi I am a Sardar. This \par
is my sardarni . He is my Kid \par
and she is my Kidney. \par
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) \par
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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath \par
the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe \par
se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch \par
Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam \par
Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye \par
Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe \par
Zukham Tha ! \par
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) \par
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Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki \par
talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas \par
galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) \par
Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna YYaad \par
Karna A-Azadi Khona RRote \par
rehna ki phone kab \par
ayega.. \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe \par
bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor \par
hai...hi!hi!hi!.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Chaand raaat ko sabhi \par
dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik \par
hamara hi naseeba hadiyan \par
turva gaay Hum the chaand \par
ke nazaare main khoye hue \par
Bus achanak chand ka abba \par
wahan pe aa gaya.............. \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na \par
mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon \par
network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei \par
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) \par
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wafa tumme hai, to bewafa \par
hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, \par
to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar \par
ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte \par
ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, \par
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke \par
kuware hum bhi \par
nahin............. \par
(From:kimi - canada) \par
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Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the \par
chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee \par
went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U \par
kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN \par
TUBE \par
(From:sidra - ) \par
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Star + Moon = romanticNight \par
Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest \par
+ Animal = Refreshing U + Ur \par
Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA \par
(From: - Surat) \par
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se \par
sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka \par
furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe \par
zaroor batana \par
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) \par
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To \par
Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka \par
Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka \par
Parwana Hua, Masti Ka \par
mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi \par
Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se \par
Ravana Hua \par
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) \par
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate \par
Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay \par
raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log \par
tumhein Pagal kahen gay... \par
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) \par
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nahi, hum apni aankhon se \par
ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm \par
chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na \par
ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva \par
kuch laagate nahi. \par
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) \par
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Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous \par
Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par \par
janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI \par
PEETA HAI ! \par
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) \par
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, \par
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa \par
dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari \par
duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere \par
jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa \par
Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!