“I’m sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 fr iends have been drooling and spilling their beer
on you all night, but you look interesting to me and I want to find out what you’re like.”
Take the attitude as if THEY are trying to pick YOU up
Ok to open with a compliment, as long as you do it in an interesting way. “what are you, a statue
model?” “You are really…………….( look in eyes)……gorgeous”
So what’s with the big purse, are you carrying a gun in there?
What’s with the tall shoes? Are you like 4 feet tall without them?
Teasing shows lack of intimidation and sense of humour.
Look around at other things and seem preoccupied when you first start talking to her. Make your
funny remarks with a carefr ee and detached tone.
How would you act if you knew she was TOTALLY into you, but you weren’t interested in her,
but you just wanted to se e where things would go.
Don’t answer questions directly.
“What do you do?”
Whatever you say, don’t say it twice.
-I work in the slave trade business. Import/export etc.
-Ass model
-Pornographer
-Can’t you come up with a more original question than that?
-Gigolo—I hope you make a lot of money!
End conversation TOO early, turn around and ask fo r email, and have her write down number at
the same time.
Do these jeans make….you wanna look at my ass? Cuz I’m an ass model, and I have a photo
shoot tomorrow…I don’t wanna come off CHEEKY.
Could I have your opinion? Which pen looks better ? This one (hold it up beside face in James
Bond pose like with a gun) or this Bic? (cross arm and hold pen up by face with model
pose)…How about you just write your email here so I can see how sexy it looks while you’re
writing….
(Walking behind you) Are you following me? Listen, I’m more than just a piece of meat! I’m
more than just a sex object you know! I mean, I’ve got a mind, and I’ve got some really deep
feelings…well it’s your lucky day cuz you can talk to me.
They’re gonna ask me to leave soon…yeah…the other guys are complaining that with me around
they don’t stand a chance
Start calling your waitress NURSE…”O h, pain, bring me beer!” “Give me a shot to take away
the pain” “Tuck me into my hospital bed”
Physical approach: Walk past glass, then walk backwards to get another look…look them all in
the eyes, then walk on..then walk back!! Doesn’t real ly work for terrasses, just if there’s glass.
Exaggerates the double-take! Cute and interesting
“Let’s get together”. NOT “Let me buy you dinner” etc., don’t allow a pretense.
Hey, I don’t have long to talk [time constraint], bu t I wanted to get in touch and say hi. Let’s get
together etc etc
“If nothing else, you sound like you’d make a nice friend”
How do you create an obsession is to have something work sometimes, and unpredictably. i.e.
GAMBLING. Intermittent reward.
Have UNBORING body language. Be animated, take up space
Know exactly what you have in mind before you ask her (shows decisiveness)
Leave her alone once in a while when you’re out together.
Following common social courtesy is bad for attraction
Don’t give a direct answer to a question unless it’s NO. It’s FUN, and if it’s done with charm
and humour then it’s entertaining. Don’t be mean and abusive.
“Make love to me/fuck me” response: “I’m not finished kissing you yet”
Always send mixed signals. Tell her you want to be friends, then kiss her. Spank her and tell her
you did it because she’s such a good girl. Tell her what she just did was unacceptable, then kiss
her. Respond differently to the sa me thing. NEVER BE PREDICTABLE!
“my house is a safe place with calm, positive en ergy. I don’t like drama. If there’s anything you
wanna talk about, go ahead.”
If I have a relationship with someone, I have three rules:
1) It has to be fun for ME
2) It has to be honest
3) There has to be respect for me, my time, and my property
I don’t settle for second class behaviour from myse lf or others, and I don’t settle for excuses.
You’re better than that.
Call her a cute nickname. “If you were Disney princess, which one would you be?” Then call her
that.
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