Yorkshire Tales. Third Series | Page 4

wesh-haase an easily climb'd onto th' thack. He made sewer which wor
th' reight chimley pot and dropt th' stooan daan as Parker had tell'd him

an daan it went till he could hear it rattle ith' empty foir-grate quite
plainly, an then he went daan agean to get th' chicken.
It couldn't ha happened better, for thear wor th' old cock--a girt big
white en,--carr'd up in a corner whear th' sun wor shinin, fast asleep.
Sammywell had it under his arm in a twinklin, but it wornt quite as
easy gettin up on th' thack agean, but he managed it, an after a deeal o'
flutterin an squawkin, he teed it fast to tother end oth' string. But shovin
it daan th' Chimney pot wor noa easy matter, for it wor a varry tight fit.
Daan he went agean, as fast as he could, an as sooin as he gate into th'
haase he began to pull.
My! but it wor a job! For a varry long time he couldn't stir it, but at last
he felt it wor commin, an then th' sooit began to roll daan i' claads an he
wor ommost smoored, but ther wor nowt for it but to keep poolin at it
even if he wor burried under it.
It wor a varry unfortnat curcumstance at th' woman Mally had gooan to
see should be away throo hooam, for it caused her to turn back, thinkin
to hersen, at after all it wod happen be better for her to be at hooam to
superintend things if Sammywell had getten a sweep,--an shoo just
oppened th' door at th' same instant as th' cock flew into th' kitchen.
Shoo couldn't see Sammywell, for th' place wor full o' sooit, but shoo
could hear summat flyin raand, makkin a moast awful din, an pots an
tins smashin abaat i' all directions.
Th' owd cock, seein th' door oppen, flew aght, catchin poor Mally fair
ith' face wi' its wings as it passed, an sendin her onto her back ith'
gutter, wi' her bonnet off, an her face blackened like a female christy
minstrel!
Th' woman 'at lived opposite wor hingin aght some clooas, an th' cock
tried to fly ovver 'em, but th' string bein fast to its legs, browt it daan
fair i'th' middle on 'em, an what wi' th' din th' cock made, an th' skrikes
shoo made--for shoo thowt for sewer it wor th' owd dule hissen--an
Mally's grooans, it sooin browt aght Hepsabah an all th' naybors, an it
worn't till a poleeceman coom at onnybody could tell what wor to do.

Ov coarse, th' furst thing th' poleeceman did wor to arrest Mally for
bein drunk an disorderly, an ther's noa daat shoo lukt it; an then they all
made a rush to th' haase, for th' sooit wor rollin aght oth' door as if th'
place wor afire. Sittin on th' floor, ith' middle ov a cart looad o' sooit,
wor a poor human crayter, coffin an spittin,--(an some sed, swearin,) an
when he wor browt into th' dayleet, it wor Sammywell.
As sooin as he could get his breeath, he started to shak hissen,--when
th' woman 'at belanged th' clooas hit him on th' heead wi a prop, an wod
ha done moor but Mally interfered. When th' scare wor ovver, th'
naybor wimmen did nowt but laff, an Sammywell and Mally went into
th' haase an shut th' door.
"Whativver has ta been doing?" axt Mally.
"Aw've been sweepin th' chimley," sed Sammywell.
"An a bonny job tha's made on it. If tha can find onny sooap an watter
onnywhear, goa and gie thisen a gooid swill an then change thi' clooas,
an leeav me to tackle this mess. Aw dooant blame thee a bit moor nor
aw blame misen, for knowin what a fooil tha art, and what a mullock
tha allus maks ov ivverything tha offers to do, aw owt to ha had moor
sense nor mention sich a thing to thi."
Sammywell thowt th' less he sed an th' better, an he went at once to do
as he wor tell'd. He wor as anxious to get away as shoo wor to be shut
on him, an as he wor gooin aght, Mally sed,--
"Whear are ta gooin an what are ta gooin to do?"
"Awm gooin to a funeral befoor tha sees me agean."
"Aw didn't know onnybody wor deead. Who's funeral will it be?"
"Parker's."

Hepsabah's Hat.

"Some fowk are nivver satisfied! Aw've noa patience wi' sich like! Th'
moor some fowk have an th' moor they want. Ther wor noa sich stinkin
pride when aw wor young; but young folk nah dooant know what ails
em. When aw wor a lass it wor