Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels | Page 2

Stephen Leacock
Carlo. But I need not fatigue you with
the details."
"Pray spare them," cried the girl.
"This final item relates to the sum of fifteen hundred pounds placed in
trust for you by your uncle. I lost it on a horse race. That horse," added
the Old Lawyer with rising excitement, "ought to have won. He was
coming down the stretch like blue--but there, there, my dear, you must
forgive me if the recollection of it still stirs me to anger. Suffice it to
say the horse fell. I have kept for your inspection the score card of the
race, and the betting tickets. You will find everything in order."
"Sir," said Winnifred, as Mr. Bonehead proceeded to fold up his papers,
"I am but a poor inadequate girl, a mere child in business, but tell me, I
pray, what is left to me of the money that you have managed?"

"Nothing," said the Lawyer. "Everything is gone. And I regret to say,
Miss Clair, that it is my painful duty to convey to you a further
disclosure of a distressing nature. It concerns your birth."
"Just Heaven!" cried Winnifred, with a woman's quick intuition. "Does
it concern my father?"
"It does, Miss Clair. Your father was not your father."
"Oh, sir," exclaimed Winnifred. "My poor mother! How she must have
suffered!"
"Your mother was not your mother," said the Old Lawyer gravely.
"Nay, nay, do not question me. There is a dark secret about your birth."
"Alas," said Winnifred, wringing her hands, "I am, then, alone in the
world and penniless."
"You are," said Mr. Bonehead, deeply moved. "You are, unfortunately,
thrown upon the world. But, if you ever find yourself in a position
where you need help and advice, do not scruple to come to me.
Especially," he added, "for advice. And meantime let me ask you in
what way do you propose to earn your livelihood?"
"I have my needle," said Winnifred.
"Let me see it," said the Lawyer.
Winnifred showed it to him.
"I fear," said Mr. Bonehead, shaking his head, "you will not do much
with that."
Then he rang the bell again.
"Atkinson," he said, "take Miss Clair out and throw her on the world."
CHAPTER II

A RENCOUNTER
As Winnifred Clair passed down the stairway leading from the
Lawyer's office, a figure appeared before her in the corridor, blocking
the way. It was that of a tall, aristocratic-looking man, whose features
wore that peculiarly saturnine appearance seen only in the English
nobility. The face, while entirely gentlemanly in its general aspect, was
stamped with all the worst passions of mankind.
Had the innocent girl but known it, the face was that of Lord
Wynchgate, one of the most contemptible of the greater nobility of
Britain, and the figure was his too.
"Ha!" exclaimed the dissolute Aristocrat, "whom have we here? Stay,
pretty one, and let me see the fair countenance that I divine behind your
veil."
"Sir," said Winnifred, drawing herself up proudly, "let me pass, I pray."
"Not so," cried Wynchgate, reaching out and seizing his intended
victim by the wrist, "not till I have at least seen the colour of those eyes
and imprinted a kiss upon those fair lips."
With a brutal laugh, he drew the struggling girl towards him.
In another moment the aristocratic villain would have succeeded in
lifting the veil of the unhappy girl, when suddenly a ringing voice cried,
"Hold! stop! desist! begone! lay to! cut it out!"
With these words a tall, athletic young man, attracted doubtless by the
girl's cries, leapt into the corridor from the street without. His figure
was that, more or less, of a Greek god, while his face, although at the
moment inflamed with anger, was of an entirely moral and permissible
configuration.
"Save me! save me!" cried Winnifred.
"I will," cried the Stranger, rushing towards Lord Wynchgate with

uplifted cane.
But the cowardly Aristocrat did not await the onslaught of the
unknown.
"You shall yet be mine!" he hissed in Winnifred's ear, and, releasing his
grasp, he rushed with a bound past the rescuer into the street.
"Oh, sir," said Winnifred, clasping her hands and falling on her knees
in gratitude. "I am only a poor inadequate girl, but if the prayers of one
who can offer naught but her prayers to her benefactor can avail to the
advantage of one who appears to have every conceivable advantage
already, let him know that they are his."
"Nay," said the stranger, as he aided the blushing girl to rise, "kneel not
to me, I beseech. If I have done aught to deserve the gratitude of one
who, whoever she is, will remain for ever present as a bright memory in
the breast of one in whose breast such memories are all too few,
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