Ten Days in a Mad-House | Page 3

But not once did I think of shirking my mission.
Calmly, outwardly at least, I went out to my crazy business.
I first thought it best to go to a boarding-house, and, after securing
lodging, confidentially tell the landlady, or lord, whichever it might
chance to be, that I was seeking work, and, in a few days after,
apparently go insane. When I reconsidered the idea, I feared it would
take too long to mature. Suddenly I thought how much easier it would
be to go to a boarding-home for working women. I knew, if once I
made a houseful of women believe me crazy, that they would never rest
until I was out of their reach and in secure quarters.
From a directory I selected the Temporary Home for Females, No. 84
Second Avenue. As I walked down the avenue, I determined that, once
inside the Home, I should do the best I could to get started on my
journey to Blackwell's Island and the Insane Asylum.

CHAPTER III
IN THE TEMPORARY HOME.
I WAS left to begin my career as Nellie Brown, the insane girl. As I
walked down the avenue I tried to assume the look which maidens wear
in pictures entitled "Dreaming." "Far-away" expressions have a crazy
air. I passed through the little paved yard to the entrance of the Home. I

pulled the bell, which sounded loud enough for a church chime, and
nervously awaited the opening of the door to the Home, which I
intended should ere long cast me forth and out upon the charity of the
police. The door was thrown back with a vengeance, and a short,
yellow-haired girl of some thirteen summers stood before me.
"Is the matron in?" I asked, faintly.
"Yes, she's in; she's busy. Go to the back parlor," answered the girl, in a
loud voice, without one change in her peculiarly matured face.
I followed these not overkind or polite instructions and found myself in
a dark, uncomfortable back-parlor. There I awaited the arrival of my
hostess. I had been seated some twenty minutes at the least, when a
slender woman, clad in a plain, dark dress entered and, stopping before
me, ejaculated inquiringly, "Well?"
"Are you the matron?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "the matron is sick; I am her assistant. What do you
want?"
"I want to stay here for a few days, if you can accommodate me."
"Well, I have no single rooms, we are so crowded; but if you will
occupy a room with another girl, I shall do that much for you."
"I shall be glad of that," I answered. "How much do you charge?" I had
brought only about seventy cents along with me, knowing full well that
the sooner my funds were exhausted the sooner I should be put out, and
to be put out was what I was working for.
"We charge thirty cents a night," was her reply to my question, and
with that I paid her for one night's lodging, and she left me on the plea
of having something else to look after. Left to amuse myself as best I
could, I took a survey of my surroundings.
They were not cheerful, to say the least. A wardrobe, desk, book-case,

organ, and several chairs completed the furnishment of the room, into
which the daylight barely came.
By the time I had become familiar with my quarters a bell, which
rivaled the door-bell in its loudness, began clanging in the basement,
and simultaneously women went trooping down-stairs from all parts of
the house. I imagined, from the obvious signs, that dinner was served,
but as no one had said anything to me I made no effort to follow in the
hungry train. Yet I did wish that some one would invite me down. It
always produces such a lonely, homesick feeling to know others are
eating, and we haven't a chance, even if we are not hungry. I was glad
when the assistant matron came up and asked me if I did not want
something to eat. I replied that I did, and then I asked her what her
name was. Mrs. Stanard, she said, and I immediately wrote it down in a
notebook I had taken with me for the purpose of making memoranda,
and in which I had written several pages of utter nonsense for
inquisitive scientists.
Thus equipped I awaited developments. But my dinner--well, I
followed Mrs. Stanard down the uncarpeted stairs into the basement;
where a large number of women were eating. She found room for me at
a table with three other women. The short-haired slavey who had
opened the door now put in an appearance as waiter. Placing her arms
akimbo and staring me out of countenance she said:
"Boiled mutton,