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This file was prepared by Victor Kirilov Liubenov, Sofia, Bulgaria

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This text was written using the Windows Cyrillic 1251 character set.
Òîçè òåêñò å ïîäãîòâåí îò Âèêòîð Êèðèëîâ Ëþáåíîâ, Ñîôèÿ, Áúëãàðèÿ,
[email protected] Õèëÿäè áëàãîäàðíîñòè, Âèêòîð!

O, TEMPORA! O, MORES!
O, tempora! Î, mores! Ñåäÿ è ñå ÷óäÿ, çàùî ÷îâåê ñå ñúðäè, êîãà ìó
ðå÷åø: ìàãàðå, ñâèíÿ èëè âîë; è íå ñå ñúðäè - äîðó îùå ñå ðàäâà, êîãà ìó
ðå÷åø: ïèëåíöå, ãúëúá÷å, ñëàâåé÷å, äîðè îùå êîòåíöå è òåëåíöå? Äàëè
ñëàâåÿò ïðèíàñÿ ïîâå÷å ïîëçà â îáùåñòâîòî íà ÷îâåöèòå, îòêîëêîòî
áëàãîðîäíàòà ñâèíÿ, òàçè ïðîèçâîäèòåëíà ñèëà â ïðèðîäàòà íà æèâîòíèòå,
íà êîÿòî ñàìî êàòî ïîãëåäíå ÷îâåê, íàóìÿâà ìó íåùî àðèñòîêðàòè÷åñêî, íåùî
âúçïèòàíî è íà äúëæèíà, è íà øèðî÷èíà? Äàëè ïèëåòî èìà ïîâå÷å ìîçúê,
ïîâå÷å óì, îòêîëêîòî ïî÷òåíîòî ìàãàðå, òîçè ôèëîñîô íå ñàìî ìåæäó æèâîòíèòå,
íî è ìåæäó ÷îâåöèòå? Èëè ïúê ãúëúáúò å ïî-íåïîðî÷åí è ïî-äîñòîåí â íåùî îò
ñêîïåíèÿ âîë, òóé ïîäîáèå íà íàøèÿ òúðïåëèâ íàðîä? Íî èäè è ðå÷è òàêàâà
äóìà íà íàøèòå, íàïðèìåð (íèé ñå ñ ïðèìåðè ùå ãîâîðèì) ëèòåðàòîðè, ïîåòè,
âåñòíèêàðè, ÷îðáàäæèè, ó÷èòåëè è ïðî÷èe ðàáè áîæèè, òà âèæ êàêâî ùå
òè ñå ñòðóïà íà ãëàâàòà îò ñè÷êèòå òåçè òðóæåíèöè â ïîëåòî íà
ãëóïîñòòà. Ìóçèêîñëîâåñíåéøèÿò ãîñïîäèí Ïèøóðêà, çà ÷åñòòà íà ìóçèòå è
íà íåãîâàòà "ãîñïîæèöà ïðàâäà" è "ìàäàì êóäêóäÿ÷êà" ùå òå ïîâèêà íà äóåë
èëè, ïîåòè÷åñêè äà êàæà, íà ïîëåòî íà ÷åñòòà. Ìóäðîãëóïåéøèòå è
èçðÿäíåéøèòå ïîñëåäîâàòåëè íà íàøèÿ Ñóìàðîêîâ (íåêà ñå íå ñúðäè ã-í
Âîéíèêîâ, ÷å ìó äàäîõìå òîâà èìå. Ñóìàðîêîâ å ìàëêî ïî-äîëåí ïîåò îò âåëèêèÿ
Òðåäÿêîâñêè) - ïî÷òåíèòå ãîñïîäà Ïúðëè÷åâ, Ñàïóíîâ, Ïèñêþëëèåâ,
Îäæàêîâ, Ñòàí÷îâ, Ôèíãîâ, Äåðåáååâ (óõó!), ùóðöèòå íà Áëúñêîâîòî
ó÷èëèùå çà ìèøêèòå è ñè÷êè íèùè äóõîì è áîãàòè ãëóïîñòèþ, - ñè÷êèòå ùå
òå ïîòåãëÿò, ùåø íå ùåø, íà ñúä ïðåä ïàðíàñêèòå áîãîâå, äåòî, ðàçáèðà ñå,
ïðåäñåäàòåëñòâóâà ôèëîñîôúò ñ äúëãèòå óøè; à äðóãè, çà êîè èñòèíàòà
íå å òúé òåæêà è ãîð÷èâà, ñèð. îíåç òàáàí ñóðàòëàðú, íà êîèòî è â î÷èòå
äà ïëþåø, òå ùå êàçâàò, ÷å å áîæà ðîñèöà - êàêâèòî ñà