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Orgasm. Drugs and alcohol can often cause your Johnson
to have more stamina then you. When this happens, don’t be afraid to pull
the old fake orgasm. Be sure to make lots of noise…shouting, “I’m gonna
come,” works well, but I’d also suggest lifting them off the bed and slowly
coming to a stop.

By faking one, you give yourself the option of giving up for good or else
resting for a few minutes and looking like a SuperStud! Just don’t pull out,
and keep kissing her neck etc. After a few minutes of collecting your
energy you can start (very, very slowly) to give the impression that you are
getting aroused again. No woman will ever stop you unless its like the 3
rd
or 4
th time of the night. If they do..dump em!

VIII. How To Dump Chicks
If you have to think about it, end it. If you are trying to figure it out, or if
you’re having a tough time etc., then end it. Hanging with chicks should be
fun, not work. Life is too short to hang out with chicks that bring you
down.

Do it on the phone if possible. I know this sounds lame, and it probably is,
but it is a hellova lot easier. Don'’ call them for two days, then they’ll call
you once, then one day later they’ll call you again and give you the old
“We Gotta Talk” line. We gotta talk really means we gotta breakup. Now
its their idea, and you have an easy way out.

I also recommend you let her down easy by telling her “I really you, but I’m
not in love with you, I know what love is and it’ll be best for both of us if
we continue to look for it. Life is too short etc.” This works well, cause
she has to agree with this…she’s a chick after all. Sometimes you will even
get the old “Come over here one last time.” This is rare and spooky, but
fun. Just make sure you tell someone where you are in case she’s really
pissed off and chains you to the bed for a week.

How To Know If She’s Blowing You Off. The following are telltale
signs:
• You’ve left two or more messages and she hasn’t returned a call.
• Her cell phone gets to the third ring. (everyone has Caller ID on their
cell, she knows it’s you calling.)
• She says things like “I’m watching a movie/show, can I call you
back?”
• She’s vague when you talk about what you did last night. She’ll say
things like “I was out with a friend(s).”
• She cancels dates regularly with excuses like “I didn’t sleep well last
night.” “I’m Tired,” or “I have to work late.”

IX. How To Get Em Back Again
My advice is Don’t Bother. There are plenty of fish in the sea! If,
however, you find it necessary to travel this road then it is quite easy.

How To Call The Girl You’ve Blown Off. If you run into her then this is
easy. Just go where you think she might be and “happen to run into her.”
This will give you an excuse to talk briefly and then call her. If you don’t
run into her, then try calling her from a payphone. If you call from your
home then she’ll see your name on Caller ID and won’t pick it up. Just call
her from a strange number once every couple of days until she picks up. I
recommend using different payphones though if you choose this route.

How Long Should You Wait. I recommend you never get back with a
chick until you’ve been apart for at least a month or two. Otherwise you are
crawling…screw that.

Play it cool and don’t talk about it. If you get back with her, the worst
thing you can do is tell her you were dating someone else or didn’t want her
etc.

How To Dump A Chick You’ve Dumped Before. This one is next to
impossible. I recommend moving away.

X. General Dating Tips
Juggling More Than One Chick You can successfully juggle up to five
different chicks (more if they are in different cities) provided they are in
different stages of the relationship. Some things to remember:
• Gated community apartments Rule!. You don’t want a girl to be able
to easily drop by