Sanders M Troy - How To Get Chicks Keep Em Dump Em And Get Em Back Again | Page 8

I prefer to
wear baggy pants with side pockets for storage. You might be saying “But
Dude..what if she finds them in my pocket?” If a girl has her hand in your
pocket, that means she’s already decided she wants you. That will just
convince her even more. I also keep some in the car. This might be tough
in warm climates, but I try to be mobile with my condoms. There is nothing
worse than a surprise attack and not being prepared!

You should also put lots of condoms under your mattress. I separate them
and place them strategically separated at approximately 4 –5 inches along
the border. This makes for very easy access….just lean, grab, peel and
you’re golden. You don’t ever want to have to say “wait here a minute.”

Cunnilingus. My motto is: Eat It All & They’ll Always Come Back For
More.
Some things to remember:
1. Take your time. Explore and find our what she likes then make a
mental note and practice, practice, practice.
2. Keep going till she gives you the tap or finishes writhing on the bed
angrily shouting your name or that of her favorite deity.
If she’s had an orgasm then she’s exhausted. Now is the time to have it
your way. Climb aboard and take care of business, boy!

Contrary to popular belief, the tap on the shoulder doesn’t necessarily
mean you are doing something wrong. Most times she is just worried about taking too long to come or else she can’t ordinarily come that way. If you
get the tap then I suggest you ask her to climb on top of you—9 out of 10
times she’ll make herself come fairly quickly. Then you can do the roll and
end up on top of her to finish up.

Toys in the Bedroom. I highly recommend keeping lots of them around
for diversity. Fur handcuffs are ok, but they tend to scratch up your bed
frame. Instead I recommend plain old straps. If you’re in a pinch, neck ties
work well. Always remember to recycle. By this I mean that if you plan
ahead carefully you can use the same equipment with different women
without looking like a player. What you do is carefully open the packaging
(razor blade is best) by putting a thin slit in back and across. That way you
can put them back in the packaging and show your next girl like you just
went out and bought them for her.

What To Do If She Won’t Have Intercourse But Will Give You A
Blowjob. This is what I call the Bill Clinton rationale…some woman have
a totally warped view of sex; they see intercourse as more intimate than oral
sex! I know this is totally whacked, but you will run across it every once in
a while. If a woman won’t have intercourse with you but will give you
either a handjob or a blowjob then 90% of the time she has a boyfriend.
The other 10% are just freaks. If she’s part of the 90% that has a boyfriend,
then play it cool and enjoy it! She’ll be having sex with you within 1-2
weeks. If she is part of the other 10% that thinks that somehow she is
saving herself for that special someone…dump her.

Math Equations vs. Dead Puppies. Don’t forget: Hold Out, Hold Out,
Hold Out!
Sometimes the only way to keep from blowin your load is to think of
something less exciting than the gorgeous chick on top of you. I prefer to
do multiplication tables in my head, but some guys like to think of dead
animals. Do whatever works for you and never enjoy yourself until she is
finished!

Winter Bush: If she doesn’t trim then offer to do it for her. If she won’t
let you…dump her.

Anal Sex Most women won’t, but they still fantasize about it. I’ve yet to
meet a woman who didn’t like a little action in and around the area. This is
an especially useful technique if you use a little wet finger action during
cunnilingus. You can also try the old “It Slipped” routine, but this requires
you bust out some KY and do a little prep work. Often times they won’t
stop you. I do suggest you have a vibrator handy to finish her off…the
reach around is a very tricky move in these instances.

The Dude Fake