OverTheEdge-101 Sex Jokes And Comix | Page 9

, "D o you lik e m ovie s? "
" Y es, I do ," he re sp ond ed , t hen re tu rn ed to his boo k.
G old ie pe rs is te d. "D o you lik e ga rden in g? "
T he man aga in lo o ke d up fr o m his boo k. "Y es, I d o," he sa id
po lite ly befo re re tu rn in g to h is re ad in g.
U nda un te d , G old ie a sked. "D o you lik e pu ss yc a ts ? " W it h th at,
t he man d ro pp ed h is boo k and po un ce d on Gold ie , ra va gin g
he r as she 'd ne ve r been ra va ged befo re .
A s th e clo ud of sa nd be gan to se tt le , G old ie d ra gg ed he rs e lf t o
a sitt in g po sit io n and p an te d , "H ow did you kno w tha t was
w ha t I wan ted ?"
T he man th ou gh t f or a mom en t an d rep lie d, "H ow did you
k no w my na me was Katz ? "

O nce the re was a spe rm na m ed
B ob . W he n a ll th e o the r sp e rm
w ere ju st sw imm in g aroun d, Bob
w as doin g sp rin ts and lif tin g
w eig h ts all the o th e r spe rm s
a sk ed h im one da y, "W hy don 't
y ou ju st sw im arou nd lik e u s? "
B ob re p lied , wit h a sm ir k , "w ell,
w hen the tim e co m es, I'm gonn a
be the fir s t on e th e re ".
T he o the rs to ld h im it was ju st
de stin y, but he sa id it w asn 't. So,
t he da y fina lly ca m e when the y
w ere ca lled u pon . The y were
s w imm in g alon g when Bob pu lle d
ah ead of the re st. Sud den ly he
s top ped an d tu rn ed a ro und and
he aded ba ck.
T he o the rs ask ed h im why he
t u rne d aro und a nd he sa id , "ba ck
up bo ys it 's a BLO W JO B!"

O ne morn in g while makin g brea kfa st, a man
w alks up to h is wif e an d pin che s he r on he r butt
and sa ys , "Y ou kn o w if you firm ed th is up we
c ou ld ge t rid of you r gir d le ."
W hil e th is was on the ed ge of in to le rab le , sh e
t hou gh t he rs e lf bett er and rep lied wit h silen ce .
T he ne xt m orn in g the man woke h is wif e wit h a
p in ch on the b rea st an d sa id , "Y ou kno w if you
f irm ed the se up we cou ld ge t rid of you r bra ."
T his was