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round, I turned the

lock of the door which bore the convict's number upon it, and walked
into the cell.
The man was lying in a heap upon his rough bed as I entered, but,
uncoiling his long limbs, he started up and stared at me with an insolent
look of defiance on his face which augured badly for our interview. He
had a pale, set face, with sandy hair and a steely-blue eye, with
something feline in its expression. His frame was tall and muscular,
though there was a curious bend in his shoulders, which almost
amounted to a deformity. An ordinary observer meeting him in the
street might have put him down as a well-developed man, fairly
handsome, and of studious habits--even in the hideous uniform of the
rottenest convict establishment he imparted a certain refinement to his
carriage which marked him out among the inferior ruffians around him.
"I'm not on the sick-list," he said, gruffly. There was something in the
hard, rasping voice which dispelled all softer illusions, and made me
realize that I was face to face with the man of the Lena Valley and
Bluemansdyke, the bloodiest bushranger that ever stuck up a farm or
cut the throats of its occupants.
"I know you're not," I answered. "Warder McPherson told me you had
a cold, though, and I thought I'd look in and see you."
"Blast Warder McPherson, and blast you, too!" yelled the convict, in a
paroxysm of rage. "Oh, that's right," he added in a quieter voice; "hurry
away; report me to the governor, do! Get me another six months or
so--that's your game."
"I'm not going to report you," I said.
"Eight square feet of ground," he went on, disregarding my protest, and
evidently working himself into a fury again. "Eight square feet, and I
can't have that without being talked to and stared at, and--oh, blast the
whole crew of you!" and he raised his two clinched hands above, his
head and shook them in passionate invective.
"You've got a curious idea of hospitality," I remarked, determined not

to lose my temper, and saying almost the first thing that came to my
tongue.
To my surprise the words had an extraordinary effect upon him. He
seemed completely staggered at my assuming the proposition for which
he had been so fiercely contending--namely, that the room in which he
stood was his own.
"I beg your pardon," he said; "I didn't mean to be rude. Won't you take
a seat?" and he motioned toward a rough trestle, which formed the
head-piece of his couch.
I sat down, rather astonished at the sudden change. I don't know that I
liked Maloney better under this new aspect. The murderer had, it is true,
disappeared for the nonce, but there was something in the smooth tones
and obsequious manner which powerfully suggested the witness of the
queen, who had stood up and sworn away the lives of his companions
in crime.
"How's your chest?" I asked, putting on my professional air.
"Come, drop it, doctor--drop it!" he answered, showing a row of white
teeth as he resumed his seat upon the side of the bed. "It wasn't anxiety
after my precious health that brought you along here; that story won't
wash at all. You came to have a look at Wolf Tone Maloney, forger,
murderer, Sydney-slider, ranger, and government peach. That's about
my figure, ain't it? There it is, plain and straight; there's nothing mean
about me."
He paused as if he expected me to say something; but as I remained
silent, he repeated once or twice, "There's nothing mean about me."
"And why shouldn't I?" he suddenly yelled, his eyes gleaming and his
whole satanic nature reasserting itself. "We were bound to swing, one
and all, and they were none the worse if I saved myself by turning
against them. Every man for himself, say I, and the devil take the
luckiest. You haven't a plug of tobacco, doctor, have you?"

He tore at the piece of "Barrett's" which I handed him, as ravenously as
a wild beast. It seemed to have the effect of soothing his nerves, for he
settled himself down in the bed and re-assumed his former deprecating
manner.
"You wouldn't like it yourself, you know, doctor," he said: "it's enough
to make any man a little queer in his temper. I'm in for six months this
time for assault, and very sorry I shall be to go out again, I can tell you.
My mind's at ease in here; but when I'm outside, what with the
government and what with Tattooed Tom, of Hawkesbury, there's no
chance of a quiet life."
"Who is he?" I asked.
"He's the brother of John Grimthorpe, the same that was condemned on
my evidence; and an infernal