Men Are Trouble | Page 4

work for a living, fluff. And my hip hurts if I stand up too long." She pointed her cane
at the doorway behind the desk. "What did you say your name was?"
The battered manicure table was in an alcove decorated with fake grapevines that didn't
quite hide the water stains in the drop ceiling. Dust covered the leaves, turning the plastic
fruit from purple to gray.
Noreen rubbed a thumb over the tips of my fingers. "You bite your nails, or do you just
cut them with a chainsaw?"
She wanted a laugh so I gave her one.
"So, nails square, round or oval?" Her skin was dry and mottled with liver spots.
"Haven't a clue." I shrugged. "This was your idea."
Noreen perched on an adjustable stool that was cranked low so that her face was only a
foot above my hands. There were a stack of stainless steel bowls, a jar of Vaseline, a
round box of salt, a bowl filled with packets of sugar stolen from McDonald's and a
liquid soap dispenser on the table beside her. She started filing each nail from the corner
to the center, going from left to right and then back. At first she worked in silence. I
decided not to push her.
"Kate was my masseuse up until last week," she said finally. "Gave her notice all of a
sudden and left me in the lurch. I've had to pick up all her appointments and me with the
bum hip. Some days I can't hardly get out of bed. Something happen to her?"
"Not as far as I know."

"But she's missing."
I shook my head. "I don't know where she is, but that doesn't mean she's missing."
Noreen poured hot water from an electric kettle into one of the stainless steel bowls,
added cool water from a pitcher, squirted soap and swirled the mixture around. "You
soak for five minutes." She gestured for me to dip my hands into the bowl. "I'll be back. I
got to make sure that Barry doesn't burn Helen Ritzi's face off." She stood with a grunt.
"Wait," I said. "Did she say why she was quitting?"
Noreen reached for her cane. "Couldn't stop talking about it. You'd think she was the first
ever."
"The first to what?"
The granny laughed. "You're one hell of a detective, fluff. She was supposed to get
married yesterday. Tell me that pix you're flashing ain't her doing the deed."
She shuffled off, her white nursemate shoes scuffing against dirty linoleum. From deeper
in the spa, I heard her kettle drum voice and then the bot's snare. I was itching to take my
sidekick out of my pocket, but I kept my hands in the soak. Besides, I'd looked at the pix
enough times to know that she was right. A wedding. The hand with the ring would
probably belong to a Christer priest. There would have been a witness and then the
photographer, although maybe the photographer was the witness. Of course, I had
tumbled to none of this in the two days I'd worked Rashmi Jones's disappearance. I was
one hell of a detective, all right. And Rashmi's mom must not have known either. It didn't
make sense that she would hire me to find her daughter and hold back something like
that.
"I swear," said Noreen, leaning heavily on the cane as she creaked back to me, "that bot is
scary. I sent down to City Hall for it just last week and already it knows my business left,
right, up and down. The thing is, if they're so smart, how come they talk funny?"
"The devils designed them to drive us crazy."
"They didn't need no bots to do that, fluff."
She settled back onto her stool, tore open five sugar packets and emptied their contents
onto her palm. Then she reached for the salt box and poured salt onto the sugar. She
squirted soap onto the pile and then rubbed her hands together. "I could buy some fancy
exfoliating cream but this works just as good." She pointed with her chin at my hands.
"Give them a shake and bring them here."
I wanted to ask her about Kate's marriage plans, but when she took my hands in hers, I
forgot the question. I'd never felt anything quite like it; the irritating scratch of the grit
was offset by the sensual slide of our soapy fingers. Pleasure with just the right touch of
pain -- something I'd certainly be telling Sharifa about, if Sharifa and I were talking. My

hands tingled for almost an hour afterward.
Noreen poured another bowl of water and I rinsed. "Why would getting married make
Kate want to quit?" I asked.
"I don't know. Something to do with her church?"