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will sharpen your sensory acuity in identifying how women
are feeling during contacts.

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Flirt With Women

Most women can tell instantly whether you are flirting with
them or not.

When you are not flirting you are just holding “normal” conversations
and observing all social norms and courtesy, but when you are flirting
you are playing with her, and it’s obvious (at least you should make
it obvious) that you are not being serious.

For example, if you say to a woman “Hi, you look very attractive. You
probably have a boyfriend, right?” in a normal tone, you’re not flirting.
But if you say “Hi, I realize that you’re not getting attention from
men... so I thought it’d be polite to come here and pay attention to
you” in an obviously joking tone…you’re flirting.

All I’m saying is that there is a big difference between normal
conversation (reads: boring and never leading to sexual tension and
attraction) and flirting. In most cases the latter comes after the
former.

Keep in mind that flirting is “adult verbal play” but does not equal
“sex talk”. The latter is a big no-no in most encounters whatsoever. By
starting a sexual innuendo too soon, you’ll probably never get the
chance to continue the conversation, contrary to what many
Hollywood movies want you to believe.

Needless to say, humor is the central element of flirting. If you can
crack a joke at any time and make a woman laugh while at the same

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41 time direct her gradually towards sexual content, you are one step
closer to bringing her to your bed.

Check out my bonus booklet “Flirting Mastery” to become a “flirting
machine” (if that’s what you want).

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The 4 Types of Women

First, let me point out that different women demand different
strategies from you to make them laugh. What’s funny to a woman
could completely turn off another one or to the same woman in a
different situation.

You can divide women into 4 broad categories:

1. Women whom you come into contact with and will disappear in a
short time if you don’t establish connection, such as those you
meet in bookstore, supermarket, bus stop, etc. Frankly
speaking, your ability to make her laugh is not as important as
other “picking up” skills, though humor is still the best weapon.

2. Women whom you meet for a brief time on a regular basis
, such
as the cashier at your local store, your neighbor, etc. Your ability
to exercise your laughing power is critical.

3. Women whom you are going to be with for some time just once
,
such as in a meeting, social gathering, party, etc. Here humor
serves as a great tool to connect the two of you.

4. Women whom you will be meeting for some time for many
times, such as classmates, your tennis/dance partners,
colleagues (stay away from that in my opinion), etc.

For the first two categories, you ability to deliver an appropriate joke
with brevity is the crucial factor, which, combined with other skills

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43 such as flirting and asking for phone numbers (outside the scope of
this book but there are plenty of free tips online for those) can give
you more opportunities to demonstrate your humor.

For the next two categories, you can take your time and plan well in
order to reach a higher “hit ratio”.

You need to follow your instinct at first in choosing a more universal
joke or one-liner to make women in the first 2 categories laugh,
whereas you can slowly adjust the flavor of your humor to match
the taste of women in the latter two categories.

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All Roads Lead to Laughter

There are many ways to make women laugh.

You can do so by making a woman feel happy such as sending her
flowers, talking sweetly to her and make her feel in love. You can
make a woman laugh by making her feel intrigued such as telling her
a story, performing magic tricks, or showing her an exquisite painting.
You can also make her laugh by tricking her into a funny situation or a
funny realization such as making fun of her or asking her lame riddles
which