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Astrology.......................................................................... 177
Tarot ............................................................................... 177
Palm-reading .................................................................... 177
Art ..................................................................................... 178
Dealing with Frustration....................................................... 179
Disappointment.................................................................... 179
Rejection ............................................................................ 179
General Obstacles ................................................................ 180
Afterword ............................................................................. 184

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Copyright Notice

This book is copyright 2006 with all rights reserved. Do not steal in
part or in whole any information contained herein. You may not copy,
distribute, or badmouth this book without explicit consent from Mr.
Martin Merrill’s evil dog, Ritchie.

Mr. Merrill devotes a lot of his time hunting down any copyright
offenders both online and offline. If anyone breaks the rule stated
above, Mr. Merrill will be so mad that he will have all 15 of his
attorneys contact the offender(s) in person and drown him with saliva.
His dog Ritchie will follow as well.

In addition, readers of this book must understand that the information
in this book is an opinion as opposed to any legal or personal advice.
Mr. Merrill is not responsible for readers’ behaviors or any form of
injury from laughing too much or being overly excited.

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Foreword

We can all agree that everyone has a sense of humor. It just comes in
all shapes and sizes. As the saying goes, one man’s joke is another
man’s poison.

Some people may be better at expressing humor that suits more
people’s tastes. Some people are just less adept in saying the right
things at the right time. And if one doesn’t exercise his or her sense of
humor often, he or she goes into a vicious cycle where he loses even
more sense of humor. However, no matter what kind of bores you’ve
met so far, you know that everyone is born with a sense of humor.

But here’s the key point: what can you do with humor?

Sure you can have fun with it—or else why do people pay for the
comedy shows and those comedy channels? You can also use it to
reduce tension, find a great bargain, and keep your children in their
seats…you name it!

There are a thousand and one uses of humor, and they always
(supposedly) lead to an ultimate goal—laughter.

Laughter is powerful—much more powerful than most people
have ever imagined… and will ever know.

Let me explain.

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9 Human beings have an obsessive desire to remain consistent. It is
psychologically impossible to dislike the person who has already made
you laugh genuinely for more than 5 times, because humans can’t
handle the incongruity between laughter (liking someone) and disliking
someone.

In other words, women tend to get closer to a guy who has
consistently made them laugh! This not only occurs at a logical level
(“oh, being with him gives me so much joy and I want more”), but
also at a subconscious level (maintaining consistency). Once we were
made laugh by someone, it would be very inconsistent if we still
maintained an antagonistic attitude towards that person.

Therefore, I use laughter to make women fall in love with me.
And the more women I could make laugh, the better I get.

But I realize that I can’t possibly make all the women in the world to
fall in love with me. That’s why I wrote this book for you. That’s why
I’ve decided to share my techniques of making women laugh.

I only have this one question for you: why must you learn to make
women laugh? Since you’ve bought this book, you’ve made a
commitment. And I made a commitment too—to make sure you get
the most out of this book and completely transform you into a much
more humorous and attractive person.

Yeah I know being funny would be a nice quality to have. It would
certainly benefit many aspects of your life, and blah, blah, blah…

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10 But would it really matter if you stay the way you are? It’s nice to be
humorous and all, but why can’t you settle for whom you are
right now?

Maybe I sound crazy, but what I really want you to think about is this:
is making women fall in love with you through laughter a must for you
or a should?

We never achieve our shoulds. (“I should exercise more”, “I should
stop watching TV now”, “I should improve my public speaking skills”…)
We only achieve our musts