Make Women Laugh

Make Women Laugh – By Martin Merrill © 2006. All Rights Reserved. www.MakeWomenLaugh.com


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Make Women Laugh
How To Make Any Woman Laugh
At Any time, Any Place,
And Any way You Want




By Martin Merrill
© 2006. All Rights Reserved.

Make Women Laugh – By Martin Merrill © 2006. All Rights Reserved. www.MakeWomenLaugh.com


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Table of Contents

Table of Contents ..................................................................... 3

Copyright Notice....................................................................... 7
Foreword .................................................................................. 8

Part 1 Overview ........................................... 11
Introduction ........................................................................... 12

“What Kind of Book is This?” .................................................... 12
Overview of the Book.............................................................. 14
What Else? ............................................................................ 16
Three Simple Steps to Being Funny ........................................ 18
One - Open Your Mind and Absorb ............................................ 18
Two - Shift in Mentality ........................................................... 19
Three - Take Massive Action .................................................... 20
The Humor Habit .................................................................... 22

Part 2 Dealing With Women........................... 24
Universal Laws of Women ...................................................... 25

Women are Emotional ............................................................. 25
Women are Instinctive ............................................................ 28
Women Want to be Dominated ................................................. 29
Women Want to Feel Smart ..................................................... 30
Women Want to Picture Things................................................. 31
Start Talking to Women .......................................................... 33
The 3-Second Rule ................................................................. 33
Pick Up Women ...................................................................... 35
Build Rapport with Women ...................................................... 38
Flirt With Women ................................................................... 40
The 4 Types of Women ........................................................... 42
All Roads Lead to Laughter ..................................................... 44
What Makes Women Laugh .................................................... 45

Part 3 Tricks & Techniques ............................ 51
The Right Humor Attitudes ..................................................... 52

An “Inner Game” .................................................................... 52
Internalization ....................................................................... 55
It’s Your Show ....................................................................... 56
Overly Funny ......................................................................... 57
The Right Body Language for Humor ...................................... 58
Tonality ................................................................................ 58

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4 The Soothing ...................................................................... 60

The Baritone ....................................................................... 60
The Energetic...................................................................... 61
The Dramatic ...................................................................... 61
Posture, Gestures and Movement ............................................. 63
Facial Expressions .................................................................. 66
Basics of Humor ..................................................................... 67
Fitting the Conversation .......................................................... 67
Timing .................................................................................. 67
“Test Water” .......................................................................... 70
Tell Universal Jokes First ......................................................... 70
Never Show Your Trump Card Too Early .................................... 72
Smile. Don’t Laugh. ................................................................ 73
Contingency Plan ................................................................... 74
What Jokes to Avoid ............................................................... 76
Sexist, Ethnic, Religious Jokes.................................................. 76
Joke About Her ...................................................................... 76
Lame Jokes ........................................................................... 77
Make Mental Notes ................................................................. 77
End With the Funniest Joke ...................................................... 78
There are Only a Few Jokes in the World................................ 79
Humor Characters .................................................................. 80
Different Women, Different Strategies ....................................... 80
Play a Character..................................................................... 81
Joke Teller ............................................................................ 82
Aggressor ............................................................................. 82
Stupid Guy ............................................................................ 83
“Wise Guy” ............................................................................ 84
Intellectual, Reserved, Nerdy Guy............................................. 85
Story Teller ........................................................................... 85
Actor, Comedian, Talk Show Host ............................................. 87
Serious Guy........................................................................... 87
Imitator, Impersonator ........................................................... 88
Magician, Juggler, Fortune Teller, etc. ....................................... 89
Piece Them Together .............................................................. 90
Find the Right Target.............................................................. 91
Make Fun of Yourself .............................................................. 91
Women in a Group ................................................................. 93
Others or Other Things ........................................................... 95
The Power of Stereotypes ...................................................... 97
The Power of Facts ................................................................. 98
The Power of Words ............................................................. 100
Double Entendre .................................................................. 104
Literal Meanings ................................................................... 108

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5 Clichés................................................................................ 110

Act “Silly” ............................................................................. 111
Paired-up Sayings ................................................................ 112
Surprise Her ......................................................................... 115
Linguistic Trick ..................................................................... 116
Reinforce ............................................................................ 117
Self-contradict ..................................................................... 118
Predict Her Expectation ......................................................... 118
Going Against Convention .................................................... 120
Announce Your Next Move ..................................................... 120
Switch Roles ........................................................................ 121
Reject Her ........................................................................... 121
Tell Her in 3 and Only 3 Parts ............................................... 122
Illusion of Improvisation ...................................................... 126
When She Wants to Laugh.................................................... 129
Make Her Feel Superior ........................................................ 131
Funny Exclamations ............................................................. 133
What to Do With Stupid Jokes .............................................. 134
Pretend That You Know ........................................................ 136
Quoting ................................................................................ 137
Act it Out ............................................................................ 137
Read Mind ........................................................................... 138
Hilarious Quotes................................................................... 139
Exaggeration ........................................................................ 140
Overstatement ..................................................................... 140
Understatement ................................................................... 142
Be Illogical ........................................................................... 144
Misinterpret Information ...................................................... 147
Get Sexual ............................................................................ 148
Talk About it ........................................................................ 148
Transposition ....................................................................... 149
Sexual Words ...................................................................... 149
Hardcore Flirt ...................................................................... 150
Trick Her .............................................................................. 151
Make Fun of Her ................................................................... 152
Funny Imitation.................................................................... 153
Imitate People ..................................................................... 153
Fake Accents ....................................................................... 154

Part 4 Perfection ......................................... 156
Useful Applications of Humor ............................................... 157

Elude Her Questions ............................................................. 157
End Quarrels ....................................................................... 157
Modeling............................................................................... 158

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6 The Best Way to Memorize Funny Materials ......................... 159

Write to Make Women Laugh................................................ 167
What Kind of Writing............................................................. 168
Points to Note ...................................................................... 169
Generate Materials for Laughter ........................................... 170
After You Made Her Laugh .................................................... 172
Cut the Conversation ............................................................ 172
Establish Connection ............................................................. 174
Follow-up ............................................................................ 175
Complementary Qualities ..................................................... 175
Magic Tricks ........................................................................ 176
Astrology, Tarot, Palm-reading ............................................... 176