La Tontine

La Tontine

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Title: La Tontine
Author: Le Sage
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La Tontine
One Act by Le Sage
Translated and Adapted by
Frank J. Morlock C 1986

CHARACTERS
English: Original French:
Dr. Peacock M. Trousse-Galant Flem M. Bolus Worthy Eraste Harriet
Marianne Jeremy Crispin Dudley Ambrose Trippet Frosine St.
Slaughter * Sergeant Soldiers
* This character and the soldiers may be omitted in production.
Five men, two women

Scene: Dr. Peacock's house.

Flem Truly, Dr. Peacock, you're a clever man. I've been a pharmacist
for twenty-five years and never met a doctor who practiced medicine
like you.
Peacock Indeed, no other doctor of my acquaintance has penetrated
nature as deeply as I have. But I don't like to praise myself; I can't stand
flattery. I want you to come home with me to discuss an important
matter. Now, has any one asked for me while I was away? TRIPPET,
hey, TRIPPET!
Trippet (entering) How you do scream! Well, sir, what can I do for
you?
Peacock Has Lady Bellaston asked for me?
Trippet No, sir.
Peacock So much the better. It's a sign her medication is working. How

about Judge Glanville--has he called?
Trippet Yes, sir.
Peacock Good. It's to tell me that the purge I gave him yesterday has
cured him of his pleurisy.
Trippet The poor man died during the night. His son came to tell you.
He was in a fury and cursed you and Mr. Flem. I took your part and he
cussed me out, too. Happily, I can deal with that. I listened to him very
calmly.
Peacock What right has he to complain? I gave him the best treatment.
I bled him more than twenty times and purged him frequently. He
ought to be cured according to the books.
Trippet And died according to bell and candle.
Peacock Get out of here, impudence. Leave criticizing doctors to the
surgeons.
(Exit Trippet.)
Flem Between you and me, Dr. Peacock, I don't have a high opinion of
that purge.
Peacock It worked effectively most of the time--excepting the Judge.
Flem Also, excepting your wife who you buried last year.
Peacock Right.
Flem That merits some concern.
Peacock Not at all. A good doctor pursues his calling without any
regard to a bad result. Otherwise, teaching in medical school might be
called into question and where would we be then?
Flem That's another matter.
Peacock I never deviate from established practice.
Flem You do wisely.
Peacock Well now, let's talk of the business I brought you here for.
You know I've always regarded you as my best friend.
Flem You are right to do so. I have been a friend of your family for
many years. It was I who furnished the drugs during your father's last
illness.
Peacock I thank you for it. Ever since I've written my prescriptions
only for you.
Flem Oh! For that, yes.
Peacock Moreover, I've had you get rid of inexpensive, useless drugs.
And whenever I write a prescription, I never forget to write it for five

or six grains more than the patient needs.
Flem And I always put