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anyway. Make the dude into your friend instantly then
work the chicks.

The Decoy. Feel free to bring a chick with your group. One that you don’t
care about. Other chicks will see you with a girl and think you must be ok.

You’re Scanning The Bar and Spot One…What To Do?
The Look. If a chick looks back a second time when you’re checking her
out, then she’s interested. Work your way over there and go for it. Have no
fear: what’s the worst thing that can happen? Some chick you don’t know
and will probably never see again, will think you’re a loser for about ten
seconds then forget about you. I’ve had hundreds of girls shoot me down,
but only one has ever dumped me (and that one doesn’t really count cause it
was a long distance thing!).

Never Feed A Stray Cat. You don’t want to talk to the fat or ugly chicks
when you are trying to hookup. They won’t leave you alone and the other
chicks in the bar will brand you as a loser. Chicks check each other out and
if they see you with a total cumdumpster then they’ll blow you off once you
work you way over to them.


What To Do When You Encounter The One Night Stand
If you are alone then go talk to her. If you enjoyed it last time…work it
again. She’ll likely call you an asshole a couple of times, but put on the
charm. She fell for you once already..it’s like shooting fish in a barrel!

If you’re with another chick then you need to be very careful here. I
recommend ignoring her or else just say Hi in passing. If you engage her in
conversation then you run the risk of her saying “why didn’t you call?”
This will sink you with your new babe for sure!

I also recommend you split as soon as you can. If your girl suspects
something then tell her that the other girl is an ex girlfriend who is a
borderline whacko/stalker and that you’d rather not talk about it. All chicks
have had dudes stalk them, so she’ll agree with you that it is best to leave.

If for some reason you can’t leave, then watch out. Eventually, when your
new babe goes to the bathroom, she might work her way over to chat. If
this happens, tell her you’re on a date and can’t really talk but that you’ll
call her. Then head to the bathroom yourself and if possible, grab your
chick and make a B-Line for the door.

Chase the Antelope, Settle for the Rabbit. When you come into a bar
that’s hoppin with babes, don’t go up to the first chicks you see checking
you out. Save them for later, they’re money. Instead, go after the other
hotties first and work your way back to the ones who where checking you
out later. This also helps you to build momentum.

Buying Drinks. Some guys think this works, but I think it’s a waste of
your money. Chicks will talk to you even if you don’t buy them drinks.
I’m totally down with buying them shots or getting them fresh drinks once
you’ve got the rap rolling.

Pickup Lines don’t usually work. I’ve tried them, and take my word for it;
“Come here often” will make her run in the other direction. You can try to
get cute with lines like “Is your name Visa? Cause you’re everywhere I

wanna be,” but I prefer to keep it simple. Ask them a lot of questions about
themselves (likes and dislikes if under 25 : job and hobbies if over 30)
…and try to be funny. If you make it past the first two minutes then you’re
home free.

One line that works is the Hey Stop Its Us line. Just wait for cute girls to
come by and say “hey stop, its us!” and they’ll stop thinking they know
you…just keep them talking and you’re in there.

If you really feel you need an opening line you can try the tried and true
“Do you have a sister who works at XYZ? No? Ohh, cause I know this girl
there who looks a lot like you….My name is ______What’s yours?” A
good wingman is key here. He can pick up any dead air time until everyone