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you’re really good
looking. Get rid of it all.

Talk To Them!
I usually like to get a good buzz on so I’m more outgoing. Don’t get too
whacked though, pace yourself, and whatever you do don’t drink and drive.
Bring a good wingman to the bar and look for good-looking women and go
talk to them! It’s as simple as that. If you’ve ever been in sales, it’s like
cold calling only your success rate will be much higher picking up chicks,
then it will be selling copiers or stock. This is a simple numbers game: half
the chicks you talk to will talk back, and half of those will give you their
phone number if you ask.

The WingMan
Too many dudes spoil your game. I prefer to only hang with one dude
when I’m scamming. If you go to a bar with a group of your boys, then let
them hang while you and your wingman dig for digits.

The Good WingMan. Find yourself a wingman who is outgoing
and funny. It doesn’t matter what he looks like as long as he’s willing to keep the conversation going. A good wingman will also
jump on the occasional grenade for you (e.g. do the ugly one to
help you out).
The Bad WingMan. The bad wingman is more interested in
impressing his buddies than he is in picking up chicks. They
usually stare at women as they walk by, or worse, they make lude
or lucivious comments such as “yeah baby” or “ohhhhhhh, did you
see that!”

A bad wingman will also cockblock or attempt an inappropriate
sword fight. For those of you who do not know the subtle
differences, I offer the following definitions.

Cockblock A cockblock is a guy who attempts to steal your prey
by talking shit about you, thus making himself seem more
attractive. Either that or he moves in and turns his back to you and
begins to scam on your find. Avoid this dude.
Sword fight. A sowordfight is when two dudes attempt to work the
same chick. This is perfectly legal if, and only if, they meet her at
the same time. It is totally inappropriate for a dude to come over
like a jackal trying to steal the prey form the lion who bagged it.
It is sometimes legal if you are in a group, but generally its uncool.
Avoid dudes who pull the inappropriate swordfight on a regular
basis. If you find yourself in this situation, then it is legal to block
him out. This is accomplished by continuing your conversation
with the lady while turning your back on him. He’ll feel stupid
standing there and will likely go away for a while till you seal the
deal.


Placement/ The Post Up Move
It is key to properly place yourself at all times. This means that when you
initially walk into the bar, don’t look for a table, or a space at the bar.
Instead, look for the hotties and go stand next to them and order a drink.
Eventually, you will have to talk to them. This also helps you avoid the
embarrassment of having to walk over there to talk to them later. You look
like cool guys just looking for a drink, when lookie here.

When Is the Number in Their Party Too Big?
She’s Alone. Easy pickings. Always talk to this girl. She is probably
waiting on her girlfriend and feels stupid standing by herself. She’ll be very
receptive.
Two Chicks. Two girls is usually fine, unless they are really into talking to
each other and have their heads close together. This usually means they
have important stuff to say, or else they’re dykes. Avoid these chicks.
Three Chicks or More. Doable, but you gotta really be on your game
here. If there is a crowd then you have to carry and impress the whole
crowd or else you’re sunk. Try to pull the whole group and see what falls
out. If one is receptive then turn her away from her friends and work it
solo.
Mixed Chicks and Dudes. This is virgin territory boys, so go after it!
Most dudes are afraid to go up to groups of girls and guys, but if they’re not
all coupled up, then go for it. No one else has talked to these girls all night
because they think they are taken, and most likely, they are just friends
with those dudes