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an uncle down in the Lower Peninsula who

was worth five times that much--but he had good health!
This girl I spoke about was the prettiest thing I ever see. I'd went with
her in the old days, and when I blew back I found she was still strong
for me. They wasn't a great deal o' variety in Ishpeming for a girl to
pick from. Her and I went to the dance every Saturday night and to
church Sunday nights. I called on her Wednesday evenin's, besides
takin' her to all the shows that come along--rotten as the most o' them
was.
I never knowed Speed was makin' a play for this doll till along last
Feb'uary. The minute I seen what was up I got busy. I took her out
sleigh-ridin' and kept her out in the cold till she'd promised to marry me.
We set the date for this fall--I figured I'd know better where I was at by
that time.
Well, we didn't make no secret o' bein' engaged; down in the poolroom
one night Speed come up and congratulated me. He says:
"You got a swell girl, Dick! I wouldn't mind bein' in your place. You're
mighty lucky to cop her out--you old Horseshoes, you!"
"Horseshoes!" I says. "You got a fine license to call anybody
Horseshoes! I suppose you ain't never had no luck?"
"Not like you," he says.
I was feelin' too good about grabbin' the girl to get sore at the time; but
when I got to thinkin' about it a few minutes afterward it made me mad
clear through. What right did that bird have to talk about me bein'
lucky?
Speed was playin' freeze-out at a table near the door, and when I started
home some o' the boys with him says:
"Good night, Dick."
I said good night and then Speed looked up.

"Good night, Horseshoes!"he says.
That got my nanny this time.
"Shut up, you lucky stiff!" I says. "If you wasn't so dam' lucky you'd be
sweepin' the streets." Then I walks on out.
I was too busy with the girl to see much o' Speed after that. He left
home about the middle o' the month to go to Tampa with the Cubs. I
got notice from Indianapolis that I was sold to Baltimore. I didn't care
much about goin' there and I wasn't anxious to leave home under the
circumstances, so I didn't report till late.
When I read in the papers along in April that Speed had been traded to
Boston for a couple o' pitchers I thought: "Gee! He must of lost his
rabbit's foot!" Because, even if the Cubs didn't cop again, they'd have a
city serious with the White Sox and get a bunch o' dough that way. And
they wasn't no chance in the world for the Boston Club to get nothin'
but their salaries.
It wasn't another month, though, till Shafer, o' the Giants, quit baseball
and McGraw was up against it for a third baseman. Next thing I
knowed Speed was traded to New York and was with another
winner--for they never was out o' first place all season.
I was gettin' along all right at Baltimore and Dunnie liked me; so I felt
like I had somethin' more than just a one-year job--somethin' I could
get married on. It was all framed that the weddin' was comin' off as
soon as this season was over; so you can believe I was pullin' for
October to hurry up and come.
One day in August, two months ago, Dunnie come in the club-house
and handed me the news.
"Rube Oldring's busted his leg," he says, "and he's out for the rest o' the
season. Connie's got a youngster named Joyce that he can stick in there,
but he's got to have an extra outfielder. He's made me a good
proposition for you and I'm goin' to let you go. It'll be pretty soft for

yQu, because they got the pennant cinched and they'll cut you in on the
big money."
"Yes," I says; "and when they're through with me they'll ship me to
Hellangone, and I'll be draggin' down about seventy-five bucks a month
next year."
"Nothin' like that," says Dunnie. "If he don't want you next season he's
got to ask for waivers; and if you get out o' the big league you come
right back here. That's all framed."
So that's how I come to get with the Ath-a-letics. Connie give me a nice,
comf'table seat in one corner o' the bench and I had the pleasure o'
watchin' a real ball club perform once every afternoon and sometimes
twice.
Connie told me that as soon as they had the flag cinched he was goin' to
lay off some o'