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cou rs e all wom en are n ’t go in g to en jo y it; I wou ldn ’t t ry to cla im tha t the y do. J
u st lik e so m e wom en ha ve su pe r-sen sit iv e n ipp le s th a t don ’t lik e be in g pla yed w
it h , so m e a ssho le s may sim ply be to o tig h t or to o sen sit iv e to en jo y be in g pe
ne tr a te d . (It doe sn ’t mean you can ’t en jo y ana l plea su re , by the way; t ry t
on gu in g or gen tle fin ge rin g up and do wn th e cra ck and a ro und the o pen in g.) It’s j
u st t ha t whene ve r I hea r a ph ra se lik e “tha t’s s om eth in g wom en on ly do to

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lea se men ,” m y Dwork in it e Early W arn in g Sys te m goe s off lik e a fir e a la rm . I s
ta rt ran tin g lik e a ha rp y and scre a m in g th in gs lik e , “Y ou ca n ’t t ell m e wha t to do ! Y
ou can ’t te ll m e wha t I lik e a nd don ’t lik e to do in b ed ! Y ou don ’t kno w an yth in g ab
ou t an yth in g! You ’r e a na rr ow -m inded , rep re ss ed moro n, you ’r e p ro bab ly f
r ig id , and you r m oth e r dre ss es yo u fu nn y!” and o th e r equa lly re le van t and c
ohe re n t pea rls of w is do m. I ’ll tr y no t to do tha t he re . I’ll be good no w, I pro m is e . I
’ll be ca lm and ra tiona l a nd sen sit iv e and ju st t alk to you ab ou t bu ttf u ck in g. N
ow , be fo re w arned — I’m not go in g to writ e th is as an in str u ction man ua l. T
he re ’s alr e ad y plen ty of go od writ in g abou t the do ’s and do nt’s of ta kin g it up the a
ss . (W ell, m aybe no t ple n ty , bu t it is out t he re . If you ha ven ’t re ad th em alr e ad y, pu
t th is artic le do wn rig h t t his min u te and go re ad Ana l P lea su re and Hea lt h b y J
a ck Morin , PhD , as well as the “A ss Forw ard ” chap te r in Susie Sexpe rt’s Le
sb ia n Sex W orld . Y ou can a ls o ch e ck ou t an y good ga y men ’s se x manua l. ) I w
ill repea t the ba sics : re la x, t alk