Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 9

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is BEST HUSBAND AMONG \par
INDIANS...so just go ahead.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. \par
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age \par
niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.\par
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Jab tum aaine ke pass aate \par
ho,to aaina kehta \par
hai,\rdblquote Beautiful Beautiful.\rdblquote jab \par
tum door jate ho to aaina \par
kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! \par
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or \par
No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have \par
sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP \par
BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, \par
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA \par
PALIYE\'85SAAP PALIYE..SHER \par
PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI \par
MAT PALIYE. \par
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Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in \par
front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke \par
haath mein angoor... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj \par
ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali \par
mein 12ve cinema hall mein \par
kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh \par
waqt hamara hai.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine \par
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main \par
mere junoon tha. Khujli hui \par
Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha \par
Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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itni... dil be sukoon tha. \par
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch \par
kar ki.... sale ki ragon main \par
apna hi khoon tha \par
(From:ashish ) \par
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Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and \par
sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke \par
phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta \par
hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, \par
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Heere ko keera kaat ta \par
hai,Waise hi\par
ee ek din tumko \par
kutta katega.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein \par
aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa \par
hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se \par
satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche \par
yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri \par
girlfriend tujhe rakhi \par
bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar \par
us se behan ka pyar mile... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana \par
nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur \par
Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein. \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Life is difficult,Full of \par
trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U \par
fall down,Just stand up \par
straight Be confident & \par
ask...abbe dhakka kisne \par
maara be.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart \par
is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its \par
called high B/P... ** \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut \par
ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi \par
bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki \par
aapko Dinner pe ley \par
javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki \par
khaate bhi bahut ho \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de \par
baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg \par
padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi \par
bhikhai nahi... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Mujh mein aur George Bush \par
mein kya similarity hai? Nahi \par
pata?So simple Woh mere \par
ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar \par
nahi jaata.Attitude problem u \par
see... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki \par
khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha \par
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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larste huai haaton see usne \par
meri kaliyon ko u \par
chuwa !,mano uski har saas \par
keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time \par
kya hua \par
(From:bhushan - nagpur) \par
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Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told \par
him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! \par
Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey \par
thye hasino kae gallye, ye \par
baat tub ki ha jab hum thye \par
doo baras kae.. \par
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) \par
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat \par
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz \par
ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. \par
Safar lamba hai dost banate \par
rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath \par
badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye \par
costly padega Har taraf \par
Mumtaj banate rahiye... \par
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har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey \par
tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol \par
doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon \par
(From:shumaila - khi) \par
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Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, \par
dard ki rahat tumhi se milti \par
hai, roothna kabhi mat humse \par
ye jaanam, humhe jene ki \par
chahat tumhi se milti hai \par
(From:Sonal - New Delhi) \par
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Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo \par
sama hoga, uus jahan ke