Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 8

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(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE) \par
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Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes \par
they are the key to success...For example GOD created U \par
so what?Then he created Me.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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tuhaar chehraa moti \par
samaan .. tuhaar chehraa \par
moti samaan... moti hamaar \par
kutte ka naam!! \par
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) \par
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A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka \par
dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta \par
tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? \par
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) \par
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mein ne use chaha had se \par
jyada usne mujhe bandha \par
rakhi ka dhaga \par
(From:ashish - mp) \par
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If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u \par
have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a \par
walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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When i fall i need ur hand 2 \par
hold me, when i win i need ur \par
hand 2 pat me, when i lose i \par
need ur hand 2 console me, In \par
short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE \par
DE, THAKUR! \par
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) \par
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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n \par
again, But the person like you will not come again, \par
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n \par
again.... \par
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) \par
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Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila \par
diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan \par
hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz \par
ko dara ke phir se sula diya.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya \par
karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale \par
mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) \par
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum \par
hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat \par
pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe \par
itna khush hoti, Tum is baat \par
pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe \par
wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi \par
ho!!! \par
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) \par
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Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * \par
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are \par
Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne \par
lage....Good Morning... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni \par
dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki \par
dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay \par
badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah \par
Prerna kay saath Aparna aur \par
komolika free dega \par
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) \par
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti \par
kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....\par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Baithe tere khayalon \par
mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala \par
tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar \par
dali,Aur likha yeh \par
paigam...Zinda ya Murda Pakadne Wale ko Inaam 5000 rupai\par
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(From:Vaibhav Ghdgaon)\par
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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 \par
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 \par
29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. \par
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) \par
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Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star \par
Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up \par
above the world so high, sun \par
has risen in the sky, uthke \par
jaldi pee le _chai, then call me \par
up and say HI \par
(From:anand - pune) \par
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Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & \par
Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is \par
Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... ..... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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When I was born Devil \par
said...Oh Shit!!! Another \par
GOD!!!..& When u were born \par
devil said ...Oh Shit!!!! \par
Competition...!!! .... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. \par
Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand \par
before the mirror & SMILE. . . . \par
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) \par
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Fill in the blank...Im \par
ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)- \par
Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl \par
e)-Best of all Reply is a \par
must... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha \par
hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please \par
donate much more SMS,Its in ICU... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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Do U know the fullform of \par
COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,LLets, \par
L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,EEqually......\par
Thats why boys go \par
to college regularly.... \par
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) \par
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teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata \par
hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut \par
aata hai.... \par
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) \par
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If any beautiful girl calls u \par
BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take \par
tension..bcoz full form of BHAI