Cad Metti, The Female Detective Strategist | Page 7

and laugh too soon."
"Don't fear me, but there will be two or three sore heads around here in
a few moments."

Meantime the man approached. The two detectives did not appear to
see him until he stood directly in front of them and said:
"Good-day."
Oscar elevated his glasses to his eyes and stared at the man in true dude
style, and Cad recoiled as though shocked at being addressed by a
stranger.
"I beg your pardon, my friend," said Oscar, "I haven't the pleasure of
your acquaintance."
"Oh, you haven't?"
"No, I can't say that I ever saw you before."
"Is that so?"
"Indeed it is true, my friend."
"What a pity! why, we are old friends."
The thief's pals were drawing near.
"You are mistaken, my friend," said Oscar, adding: "And I must kindly
request you to move off and not disturb us."
The man haw-hawed in a rough manner and said:
"Well, you are playing it nice."
"I do not understand your allusion, sir. It is very vulgar--yes, sir, very
vulgar."
"Is it, indeed? Why, you rat, do you think I do not recognize you?"
"You certainly do not recognize me. I never saw you before in my life."
"He! he! ha! ha! that's great, my covie; yes, that's great. So you never

saw me before? Well, well, I've seen you often enough. I was looking
at your portrait only yesterday."
"You were looking at my portrait only yesterday?" repeated Oscar.
"Yes."
"Where on earth did you see my portrait?"
"In the rogues' gallery--number one hundred and three. Yes, yes, you
rascal, I've run you down nicely; but see here, you and that girl appear
to be enjoying yourselves and I don't wish to spoil your enjoyment. I
am a gentleman, I am, and you can buy me off."
At this moment the rogue's pals approached, and the fellow turning
toward them said:
"See here, this 'ere rat is pretending he don't know us. Eh! ain't that cool
of him? And we have been a-follerin' of him this last two months and
now we've caught him a-spendin' of the swag, and he's a-puttin' on airs.
I say, miss, mebbe you don't know the character of the chappie who's
a-spendin' his money on you so free. Mebbe you don't know he's a thief,
and it's a part of his swag that you are having a fine time on; but I don't
begrudge--no, I don't--the money that's gone, but youse must hand over
the balance, or I'll be compelled to do my duty and take youse both in.
Yes. I'll have to do my duty."
"My friend, you are evidently laboring under a great mistake."
"Am I now?"
"You certainly are."
"Well, well, is that so?"
"It is the truth."
"See here, Johnny, I know you as the most expert pickpocket in the
country. I've been on your track a long time. Now you can just pony up

and go on with your flirtin'; otherwise you and the girl will go with
me."
"Go with you?"
"That's it."
"Never! never! we would never permit ourselves to be seen in such
company, you rough-looking boor, you."
"Hear him, boys, hear him! 'You rough-looking boor!' Well, he is
a-puttin' on lugs, ain't he? What shall we do with him?"
"Duck him," came the answer.
CHAPTER III
A LIVELY SCENE FOLLOWS ON THE BEACH AND THE THREE
ROGUES GET WHAT HAD BEEN PROMISED--A GREAT
SURPRISE.
"My dear," said our hero, turning to his companion, "just hear these
awful men! Did you ever hear anything like it? Why, they are really
impertinent. Come, dear, we will go away and not talk with them
further. It's a disgrace to be seen in their society a minute. Some of our
friends might see us talking to these men and think they were our
friends. Just to think of it!"
The three men laughed, and the leader mimicked:
"Yes, just to think of it! but see here, mister pickpocket, you can't work
your high airs on us. I see you won't shell out, so we will just take you."
"Yes, in the water," said one of the men. "We'll duck him first, just to
soften down his cheek a bit."
"You wouldn't do that, would you?" said the leader.
"Yes, sure; the idea of him puttin' on airs, eh! yes, let's duck him."

"All right, comrade, it's as you say."
"Why, hear the horrid men," said Oscar. "Maybe they think it is a great
joke to try and scare us, but we don't scare; do we, my dear?"
Cad did look as though she was almost scared out of her wits, and we
desire to call our readers' attention to the courage and nerve of both the
detectives in daring for one moment to think of meeting those three