Yussuf the Guide | Page 6

soon as you can be moved."
"But," sighed the lad wearily, "it will cost so much."
"Well?" said the professor, "What of that? I am not a poor man. I never spend my money."
"Oh! if it came to that," said the lawyer, taking some more snuff and snapping his fingers, "young Lawrence here has a pretty good balance lying idle."
"Mr Burne, for shame!" cried Mrs Dunn; "here have I been waiting to hear you speak, and you encourage the wild idea, instead of stamping upon it like a black beadle."
"Wild idea, ma'am?" cried the lawyer, blowing a defiant blast.
"Yes, sir; to talk about taking that poor weak sickly boy off into foreign lands among savages, and cannibals, and wild beasts, and noxious reptiles."
"Stuff, ma'am, stuff!"
"But it isn't stuff, sir. The doctor said--"
"Hang the doctor, ma'am!" cried the lawyer. "The doctor can't cure him, poor lad, so let's see if we can't do a little better."
"Why, I believe you approve of it, sir!" cried Mrs Dunn with a horror-stricken look.
"Approve of it, ma'am? To be sure, I do. The very thing. Asia Minor, didn't you say, Mr Preston?"
The professor bowed.
"Yes; I've heard that you get summer weather there in winter. I think you have hit the right nail on the head."
"And you approve of it, sir?" cried the boy excitedly.
"To be sure, I do, my lad."
"It will kill him," said Mrs Dunn emphatically.
"Tchah! stuff and nonsense, ma'am!" cried the lawyer. "The boy's too young and tough to kill. We'll take him out there and make a man of him."
"We, sir?" exclaimed the professor.
"Yes, sir, we," said the lawyer, taking some more snuff, and dusting his black waistcoat. "Hang it all! Do you think you are the only man in England who wants a holiday?"
"I beg your pardon," said the professor mildly; "of course not."
"I haven't had one worth speaking of," continued Mr Burne, "for nearly--no, quite thirty years, and all that time I've been in dingy stuffy Sergeant's Inn, sir. Yes; we'll go travelling, professor, and bring him back a man."
"It will kill him," cried Mrs Dunn fiercely, and ruffling up and coming forward like an angry hen in defence of her solitary chick, the last the rats had left.
The lawyer sounded his trumpet, as if summoning his forces to a charge.
"I say he shall not go."
"Mrs Dunn," began the professor blandly.
"Stop!" cried the lawyer; "send for Doctor Shorter."
"But he has been, sir," remonstrated Mrs Dunn.
"Then let him come again, ma'am. He shall have his fee," cried the lawyer; "send at once."
Mrs Dunn's lips parted to utter a protest, but the lawyer literally drove her from the room, and then turned back, taking snuff outrageously, to where the professor was now seated beside the sick lad.
"That's routing the enemy," cried the lawyer fiercely. "Why, confound the woman! She told me that the doctor said he ought to be taken to a milder clime."
"But do you really mean, Mr Burne, that, supposing the doctor gives his consent, you would accompany us abroad?"
"To be sure I do, sir, and I mean to make myself as unpleasant as I can. I've a right to do so, haven't I."
"Of course," said the professor coldly.
"And I've a right to make myself jolly if I like, haven't I, sir?"
"Certainly," replied the professor, gazing intently at the fierce grizzled little man before him, and wondering how much he spent a-year in snuff.
"It will not cost you anything, and I shall not charge my expenses to the estate, any more than I shall let you charge yours, sir."
"Of course not, sir," said the professor more coldly still, and beginning to frown.
"You shall pay your expenses, I'll pay mine, and young Lawrence here shall pay his; and I tell you what, sir, we three will have a thoroughly good outing. We'll take it easy, and we'll travel just where you like, and while you make notes, Lawrence here and I will fish and run about and catch butterflies, eh? Hang it, I haven't caught a butterfly these three or four and thirty years, and I think it's time I had a try. Eh, what are you laughing at, sir?"
Lawrence Grange's laugh was low and feeble, but it brightened up his sad face, and was contagious, for it made the professor smile as well. The cold stern look passed away, and he held out his hand to the lawyer.
"Agreed, sir," he said. "If the doctor gives his consent, we will all three go, and, please Heaven, we will restore our young friend here his health and strength."
"Agreed, sir; with the doctor's consent or without," cried the lawyer, grasping the extended hand. "By George, we must begin to make our preparations at once! and as for the doctor--Oh, here he is!"
For there was a double knock, and directly after Mrs Dunn, appearing very much