You Know Me, Al | Page 8

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saved
seventy cents on breakfast. You see Al they give us a dollar a meal and
if we don't want to spend that much all right. Our rooms at the hotel are
paid for.

The Cleveland papers says Walsh or Scott will work for us this
afternoon. I asked Callahan if there was any chance of me getting into
the first game and he says I hope not. I don't know what he meant but
he may surprise these reporters and let me pitch. I will beat them Al.
Lajoie and Jackson is supposed to be great batters but the bigger they
are the harder they fall.
The second team joined us yesterday in Chi and we practiced a little.
Poor Allen was left in Chi last night with four others of the recrut
pitchers. Looks pretty good for me eh Al? I only seen Gleason for a few
minutes on the train last night. He says, Well you ain't took off much
weight. You're hog fat. I says Oh I ain't fat. I didn't need to take off no
weight. He says One good thing about it the club don't have to engage
no birth for you because you spend all your time in the dining car. We
kidded along like that a while and then the trainer rubbed my arm and I
went to bed. Well Al I just got time to have my suit pressed before
noon.
Yours truly, JACK.
Cleveland, Ohio, April 11.
FRIEND AL: Well Al I suppose you know by this time that I did not
pitch and that we got licked. Scott was in there and he didn't have
nothing. When they had us beat four to one in the eight inning Callahan
told me to go out and warm up and he put a batter in for Scott in our
ninth. But Cleveland didn't have to play their ninth so I got no chance
to work. But looks like he means to start me in one of the games here.
We got three more to play. Maybe I will pitch this afternoon. I got a
postcard from Violet. She says Beat them Naps. I will give them a
battle Al if I get a chance.
Glad to hear you boys have fixed it up to come to Chi during the
Detroit serious. I will ask Callahan when he is going to pitch me and let
you know. Thanks Al for the papers.
Your friend, JACK.

St. Louis, Missouri, April 15.
FRIEND AL: Well Al I guess I showed them. I only worked one inning
but I guess them Browns is glad I wasn't in there no longer than that.
They had us beat seven to one in the sixth and Callahan pulls Benz out.
I honestly felt sorry for him but he didn't have nothing, not a thing.
They was hitting him so hard I thought they would score a hundred
runs. A righthander name Bumgardner was pitching for them and he
didn't look to have nothing either but we ain't got much of a batting
team Al. I could hit better than some of them regulars. Anyway
Callahan called Benz to the bench and sent for me. I was down in the
corner warming up with Kuhn. I wasn't warmed up good but you know
I got the nerve Al and I run right out there like I meant business. There
was a man on second and nobody out when I come in. I didn't know
who was up there but I found out afterward it was Shotten. He's the
centerfielder. I was cold and I walked him. Then I got warmed up good
and I made Johnston look like a boob. I give him three fast balls and he
let two of them go by and missed the other one. I would of handed him
a spitter but Schalk kept signing for fast ones and he knows more about
them batters than me. Anyway I whiffed Johnston. Then up come
Williams and I tried to make him hit at a couple of bad ones. I was in
the hole with two balls and nothing and come right across the heart
with my fast one. I wish you could of saw the hop on it. Williams hit it
right straight up and Lord was camped under it. Then up come Pratt the
best hitter on their club. You know what I done to him don't you Al? I
give him one spitter and another he didn't strike at that was a ball. Then
I come back with two fast ones and Mister Pratt was a dead baby. And
you notice they didn't steal no bases neither.
In our half of the seventh inning Weaver and Schalk got on and I was
going up
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