You Know Me, Al

You Know Me Al
Ring Lardner

New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1916
First published Saturday Evening Post, 1914
CHAPTER I
A Busher's Letters Home
Terre Haute, Indiana, September 6.
FRIEND AL: Well, Al old pal I suppose you seen in the paper where I
been sold to the White Sox. Believe me Al it comes as a surprise to me
and I bet it did to all you good old pals down home. You could of
knocked me over with a feather when the old man come up to me and
says Jack I've sold you to the Chicago Americans.
I didn't have no idea that anything like that was coming off. For five
minutes I was just dum and couldn't say a word.
He says We aren't getting what you are worth but I want you to go up
to that big league and show those birds that there is a Central League
on the map. He says Go and pitch the ball you been pitching down here
and there won't be nothing to it. He says All you need is the nerve and
Walsh or no one else won't have nothing on you.
So I says I would do the best I could and I thanked him for the
treatment I got in Terre Haute. They always was good to me here and
though I did more than my share I always felt that my work was
appresiated. We are finishing second and I done most of it. I can't help
but be proud of my first year's record in professional baseball and you

know I am not boasting when I say that Al.
Well Al it will seem funny to be up there in the big show when I never
was really in a big city before. But I guess I seen enough of life not to
be scared of the high buildings eh Al?
I will just give them what I got and if they don't like it they can send
me back to the old Central and I will be perfectly satisfied.
I didn't know anybody was looking me over, but one of the boys told
me that Jack Doyle the White Sox scout was down here looking at me
when Grand Rapids was here. I beat them twice in that serious. You
know Grand Rapids never had a chance with me when I was right. I
shut them out in the first game and they got one run in the second on
account of Flynn misjudging that fly ball. Anyway Doyle liked my
work and he wired Comiskey to buy me. Comiskey come back with an
offer and they excepted it. I don't know how much they got but anyway
I am sold to the big league and believe me Al I will make good.
Well Al I will be home in a few days and we will have some of the
good old times. Regards to all the boys and tell them I am still their pal
and not all swelled up over this big league business.
Your pal, JACK.
Chicago, Illinois, December 14.
OLD PAL: Well Al I have not got much to tell you. As you know
Comiskey wrote me that if I was up in Chi this month to drop in and
see him. So I got here Thursday morning and went to his office in the
afternoon. His office is out to the ball park and believe me its some
park and some office.
I went in and asked for Comiskey and a young fellow says He is not
here now but can I do anything for you? I told him who I am and says I
had an engagement to see Comiskey. He says The boss is out of town
hunting and did I have to see him personally?

I says I wanted to see about signing a contract. He told me I could sign
as well with him as Comiskey and he took me into another office. He
says What salary did you think you ought to get? and I says I wouldn't
think of playing ball in the big league for less than three thousand
dollars per annum. He laughed and says You don't want much. You
better stick round town till the boss comes back. So here I am and it is
costing me a dollar a day to stay at the hotel on Cottage Grove Avenue
and that don't include my meals.
I generally eat at some of the cafes round the hotel but I had supper
downtown last night and it cost me fifty-five cents. If Comiskey don't
come back soon I won't have no more money left.
Speaking of money I won't sign no contract unless I get the salary you
and I