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weapon.
You've got to make tracks, that's all there is to it."
Merriam complained of the cold querulously, and asked for another
drink. "Did you notice what big veins he had on the back of his hands?"
he said. "I never could stand -- I never could -- "
"Take one more," said Wade, "and then come on. I'll see you through."
Wade kept his promise so well that at eleven o'clock the next morning
Merriam, with a new suit case full of new clothes and hair-brushes,
stepped quietly on board a little 500-ton fruit steamer at an East River
pier. The vessel had brought the season's first cargo of limes from Port
Limon, and was homeward bound. Merriam had his bank balance of
$2,800 in his pocket in large bills, and brief instructions to pile up as
much water as he could between himself and New York. There was no
time for anything more.
From Port Limon Merriam worked down the coast by schooner and
sloop to Colon, thence across the isthmus to Panama, where he caught a
tramp bound for Callao and such intermediate ports as might tempt the
discursive skipper from his course.
It was at La Paz that Merriam decided to land -- La Paz the Beautiful, a
little harbourless town smothered in a living green ribbon that banded
the foot of a cloud- piercing mountain. Here the little steamer stopped
to tread water while the captain's dory took him ashore that he might
feel the pulse of the cocoanut market. Merriam went too, with his suit
case, and remained.
Kalb, the vice-consul, a Græco-Armenian citizen of the United States,
born in Hessen-Darmstadt, and edu- cated in Cincinnati ward primaries,
considered all Ameri- cans his brothers and bankers. He attached
himself to Merriam's elbow, introduced him to every one in La Paz
who wore shoes, borrowed ten dollars and went back to his hammock.

There was a little wooden hotel in the edge of a banana grove, facing
the sea, that catered to the tastes of the few foreigners that had dropped
out of the world into the t,ri,qte Peruvian town. At Kalb's introductory:
"Shake hands with -- ," he had obediently exchanged manual
salutations with a German doctor, one French and two Italian
merchants, and three or four Americans who were spoken of as gold
men, rubber men, mahogany men -- anything but men of living tissue.
After dinner Merriam sat in a corner of the broad front galeria with
Bibb, a Vermonter interested in hydraulic mining, and smoked and
drank Scotch "smoke." The moonlit sea, spreading infinitely before him,
seemed to separate him beyond all apprehension from his old life. The
horrid tragedy in which he had played such a disas- trous part now
began, for the first time since he stole on board the fruiter, a wretched
fugitive, to lose its sharper outlines. Distance lent assuagement to his
view. Bibb had opened the flood-gates of a stream of long-dammed
discourse, overjoyed to have captured an audience that had not suffered
under a hundred repetitions of his views and theories.
"One year more," said Bibb, "and I'll go back to God's country. Oh, I
know it's pretty here, and you get dolce far niente banded to you in
chunks, but this country wasn't made for a white man to live in. You've
got to have to plug through snow now and then, and see a game of
baseball and wear a stiff collar and have a policeman cuss you. Still, La
Paz is a good sort of a pipe-dreamy old hole. And Mrs. Conant is here.
When any of us feels particularly like jumping into the sea we rush
around to her house and propose. It's nicer to be rejected by Mrs.
Conant than it is to be drowned. And they say drowning is a delightful
sensation."
"Many like her here?" asked Merriam.
"Not anywhere," said Bibb, with a comfortable sigh.
She's the only white woman in La Paz. The rest range from a dappled
dun to the colour of a b-flat piano key. She's been here a year. Comes
from -- well, you know how a woman can talk -- ask 'em to say 'string'
and they'll say 'crow's foot' or 'cat's cradle.' Some- times you'd think she
was from Oshkosh, and again from Jacksonville, Florida, and the next
day from Cape Cod."
"Mystery?" ventured Merriam.
"M -- well, she looks it; but her talk's translucent enough. But that's a

woman. I suppose if the Sphinx were to begin talking she'd merely say:
'Goodness me! more visitors coming for dinner, and nothing to eat but
the sand which is here.' But you won't think about that when you meet
her, Merriam. You'll propose to her too."
To make a hard story soft, Merriam did meet