Weird Shorts

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Weird Shorts
Short Stories and other Literary Brief's from an Odd Point of View (OURS!)
Ginae B. McDonald
and
Katie Maud Stephan

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Every piece between these covers belong to me, with the exception of Chapter 4, each of which are the individual masterpiece's of Katie Maud Stephan, who is a gifted fantasy writer. She's the only writer in this genre that has ever attracted my attention and I am so grateful for her input, advice, efforts and writing genius.
Warmly, I dedicate this book to her, Katie Maud Stephan.

INDEX:
Chapter 1.
Dissociation
A Jet Flew Over My Head
Box Kite
Crickets
Easter Egg
I Hear a Heater
Karla's Bacon
Rumble of the Halsey-Taylor
Chapter 2.
Dreams
Conversation With Norm
Indian Street Market
Chapter 3.
Weird Fiction
My New Tattoo
Red Curtain
The Buttahfly Guild
Chapter 4.
Short Stories by Katie Maud Stephan
Coming to Terms
Making it Right
The Old Black Dude
Chapter 5.
Rhyme
Clock
Explanation of Me
Numbers
The Other Side of the Window
THEM
Ticking
Timex
Chapter 6.
Real Life
Funeral Dog
Prehistoric Hare
Chapter 1.
Dissociation
These tales tell the tale of dissociation. This is what it's like to be dissociative. It's not all bad, if you're aware that you're losing time. Not all dissociative's are aware of the dissociation, as it occurs.
Dissociation is a normal part of mental life. For example, sometimes after a telephone conversation I find I have been doodling and have unconsciously produced an intricate drawing.
Michael Grosso, Broken Images, Broken Selves: Dissociative Narratives in Clinical Practice
A JET FLEW OVER MY HEAD
Clack. Clack. Backspace. Clack.
A jet flew over my head and there's me, my sister and a cousin, sitting on an odd see-saw in the backyard. Mother had just taken clothes off of the line, so that we could all play there. It's hot and I'm holding my beloved Whiskers, whose remains are still just behind the back fence.
Clack. Clack. Backspace. Clack.
I love that photo. It's out of focus and faded. One of the corners is folded back and it's in a dirty, yellow-paged photo album. But, it's one of my favorites.
BOX KITE
Hoping to escape undetected, Richard runs up the hill, with the sound of laughter and cheers, in the background. Panting, he reaches the grassy peak and peers down, below. MORE people! Arrgh! Sighing, he wonders if he can escape the masses, just for a moment of peace. Still panting, he rests comfortable on the sand and grass and something materializes in the corner of his right eye. It's a kite. A box kite. His mind slows for a second and he's suddenly in eighth grade, tracing a pattern for his box kite, in Art class. Maria the beautiful is to his right and Donna the bully is to his left. He's frustrated by the physical boundaries. If I make this line too long in this direction, he'll pound me and if I make it too long in the other direction, then, Maria will know that I like her.
"Richard! Richard!"
Quickly, he makes his way back down the hill, and returns to all those people.
CRICKETS
Bzzzzzzztttttt!
"Helen!"
Suddenly aware of the bosses voice on the intercom, Helen is jarred.
"Would you step into my office for a moment, please?"
For a brief moment, the sound of crickets rang in her ear.
"Right away, Sir."
Her left heel gives as she rises and she thinks that she's going to fall backwards, before she takes a step forward. Quickly re-adjusting and proceeding forward, the crickets seemed louder in that moment.
She opens the door to his office, with her next step.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Thornberry."
"Afternoon, Helen," he pauses then asks her to have a seat.
"Th-thanks," she started to feel nervous. My numbers have been down for the past year and I was the last person hired, in my department. Helen sighs on the inside, trying not to let it show on her face.
"How are you today?"
"Fine, Sir."
Taking a deep breath, he continues, "As you know, your productivity has been down, for the past three months. You've been late four times and we've lost two clients, this week."
Sighing again, he continues, "I'm sorry to tell you that we're laying you off. I like you personally...but, business is business."
"I understand. But, a quick question?"
"Certainly. We have a check ready for you, as we speak. It includes last week, today, tomorrow, three vacation days and two sick days." Hesitating, she rose from