Watch Yourself Go By

Watch Yourself Go By, by Al. G.
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Title: Watch Yourself Go By
Author: Al. G. Field
Illustrator: Ben W. Warden
Release Date: January 15, 2007 [EBook #20375]
Language: English
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[Illustration: AL. G. FIELD, COURT AND SCOTT]

WATCH YOURSELF GO BY
A BOOK BY AL. G. FIELD
COLUMBUS, OHIO
1912

Copyrighted by Al. G. Field, 1912
Illustrated by Ben W. Warden

Introductory
WATCH YOURSELF GO BY
Just stand aside and watch yourself go by; Think of yourself as "he"
instead of "I." Note closely, as in other men you note, The bag-kneed
trousers and the seedy coat. Pick the flaws; find fault; forget the man is
you, And strive to make your estimate ring true; Confront yourself and
look you in the eye-- Just stand aside and watch yourself go by.
Interpret all your motives just as though You looked on one whose
aims you did not know. Let undisguised contempt surge through you
when You see you shirk, O commonest of men! Despise your
cowardice; condemn whate'er You note of falseness in you anywhere.
Defend not one defect that shames your eye-- Just stand aside and
watch yourself go by.
And then, with eyes unveiled to what you loathe-- To sins that with
sweet charity you'd clothe-- Back to your self-walled tenements you'll
go With tolerance for all who dwell below. The faults of others then
will dwarf and shrink, Love's chain grow stronger by one mighty link--
When you, with "he" as substitute for "I," Have stood aside and

watched yourself go by.
S. W. GILLILAND, in Penberthy Engineer.
"To whom will you dedicate your book?" inquired George Spahr.
Well, I hinted to my wife and Pearl that I desired to bestow that honor
upon them. They did not exactly demur, but both intimated that I had
best dedicate it to some friend in the far distance who would probably
never read it, or to some dear friend who had passed away and had no
relatives living.
Several others approached did not seem to crave the honor, therefore I
herewith dedicate this book to Court; not that he is the best and truest
friend I ever possessed, but for the reason that should the book not be
received with favor he will respect me just the same. He will hunt for
me, he will watch for me, he will love me all the more devotedly, serve
me all the more faithfully, though the book were discredited. The more
I see of dogs, the better I like dogs.
It is claimed there is a kind of physiognomy in the title of a book by
which a skilful observer will know as well what to expect from its
contents as one does reading the lines. I flatter myself this claim will be
disproved in this book.
I am proud of the book, not that it contains much of literary merit, not
that I ever hope it will be a "best seller," but for the reason it has
afforded me days of enjoyment. In the writing of it I have communed
with those whom I love.
If those who peruse this book extract half the pleasure from reading its
pages that has come to me while writing them, I will be satisfied.
AL. G. FIELD.
Maple Villa Farm, July 4, 1912.

WATCH YOURSELF GO BY
AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
CHAPTER ONE
Trust no prayer or promise, Words are grains of sand; To keep your
heart unbroken Hold your child in hand.
"Al-f-u-r-d!" "Al-f-u-r-d!!" "Al-f-u-r-d!!!"
The last syllable, drawn out the length of an expiring breath, was the
first sound recorded on the memory of the First Born. Indeed, constant
repetition of the word, day to day, so filled his brain cells with
"Al-f-u-r-d" that it was years after he realized his given patronymic was
Alfred.
[Illustration: The Old Well]
"Al-f-u-r-d!" "Al-f-u-r-d!"--A woman's voice, strong and penetrating,
strengthened by years of voice culture in calling cows, sheep, pigs,
chickens and other farm-yard companions. The voice came in swelling
waves, growing in menace, from around the corner of as quaint an old
farm-house as ever sheltered a happy family. In the wake of the voice
followed a round, rosy woman of blood and brawn, with muscular arms
and sturdy limbs that carried her over grass and