They and I | Page 8

Jerome K. Jerome
to regard the whole house as your room. I find your gaiters on the croquet lawn. A portion of your costume--an article that anyone possessed of the true feelings of a lady would desire to keep hidden from the world--is discovered waving from the staircase window."
"I put it out to be mended," explained Veronica.
"You opened the door and flung it out. I told you of it at the time," said Robin. "You do the same with your boots."
"You are too high-spirited for your size," explained Dick to her. "Try to be less dashing."
"I could also wish, Veronica," I continued, "that you shed your back comb less easily, or at least that you knew when you had shed it. As for your gloves--well, hunting your gloves has come to be our leading winter sport."
"People look in such funny places for them," said Veronica.
"Granted. But be just, Veronica," I pleaded. "Admit that it is in funny places we occasionally find them. When looking for your things one learns, Veronica, never to despair. So long as there remains a corner unexplored inside or outside the house, within the half-mile radius, hope need not be abandoned."
Veronica was still gazing dreamily into the fire.
"I suppose," said Veronica, "it's reditty."
"It's what?" I said.
"She means heredity," suggested Dick--"cheeky young beggar! I wonder you let her talk to you the way she does."
"Besides," added Robin, "as I am always explaining to you, Pa is a literary man. With him it is part of his temperament."
"It's hard on us children," said Veronica.
We were all agreed--with the exception of Veronica--that it was time Veronica went to bed. As chairman I took it upon myself to closure the debate.
CHAPTER II

"Do you mean, Governor, that you have actually bought the house?" demanded Dick, "or are we only talking about it?"
"This time, Dick," I answered, "I have done it."
Dick looked serious. "Is it what you wanted?" he asked.
"No, Dick," I replied, "it is not what I wanted. I wanted an old- fashioned, picturesque, rambling sort of a place, all gables and ivy and oriel windows."
"You are mixing things up," Dick interrupted, "gables and oriel windows don't go together."
"I beg your pardon, Dick," I corrected him, "in the house I wanted, they do. It is the style of house you find in the Christmas number. I have never seen it anywhere else, but I took a fancy to it from the first. It is not too far from the church, and it lights up well at night. 'One of these days,' I used to say to myself when a boy, 'I'll be a clever man and live in a house just like that.' It was my dream."
"And what is this place like?" demanded Robin, "this place you have bought."
"The agent," I explained, "claims for it that it is capable of improvement. I asked him to what school of architecture he would say it belonged; he said he thought that it must have been a local school, and pointed out--what seems to be the truth--that nowadays they do not build such houses."
"Near to the river?" demanded Dick.
"Well, by the road," I answered, "I daresay it may be a couple of miles."
"And by the shortest way?" questioned Dick.
"That is the shortest way," I explained; "there's a prettier way through the woods, but that is about three miles and a half."
"But we had decided it was to be near the river," said Robin.
"We also decided," I replied, "that it was to be on sandy soil, with a south-west aspect. Only one thing in this house has a south-west aspect, and that's the back door. I asked the agent about the sand. He advised me, if I wanted it in any quantity, to get an estimate from the Railway Company. I wanted it on a hill. It is on a hill, with a bigger hill in front of it. I didn't want that other hill. I wanted an uninterrupted view of the southern half of England. I wanted to take people out on the step, and cram them with stories about our being able on clear days to see the Bristol Channel. They might not have believed me, but without that hill I could have stuck to it, and they could not have been certain--not dead certain--I was lying.
"Personally, I should have liked a house where something had happened. I should have liked, myself, a blood-stain--not a fussy blood-stain, a neat unobtrusive blood-stain that would have been content, most of its time, to remain hidden under the mat, shown only occasionally as a treat to visitors. I had hopes even of a ghost. I don't mean one of those noisy ghosts that doesn't seem to know it is dead. A lady ghost would have been my fancy, a gentle ghost with quiet, pretty ways. This house--well, it is
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