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THE VICAR
OF WAKEFIELD
A TALE
Supposed to be written by Himself
Sperate miseri, cavete faelices

ADVERTISEMENT
There are an hundred faults in this Thing, and an hundred things might be said to prove them beauties. But it is needless. A book may be amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity. The hero of this piece unites in himself the three greatest characters upon earth; he is a priest, an husbandman, and the father of a family. He is drawn as ready to teach, and ready to obey, as simple in affluence, and majestic in adversity. In this age of opulence and refinement whom can such a character please? Such as are fond of high life, will turn with disdain from the simplicity of his country fire-side. Such as mistake ribaldry for humour, will find no wit in his harmless conversation; and such as have been taught to deride religion, will laugh at one whose chief stores of comfort are drawn from futurity.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH

CONTENTS
1. The description of the family of Wakefield; in which a kindred likeness prevails as well of minds as of persons
2. Family misfortunes. The loss of fortune only serves to increase the pride of the worthy
3. A migration. The fortunate circumstances of our lives are generally found at last to be of our own procuring
4. A proof that even the humblest fortune may grant happiness, which depends not on circumstance, but constitution 5. A new and great acquaintance introduced. What we place most hopes upon generally proves most fatal
6. The happiness of a country fire-side
7. A town wit described. The dullest fellows may learn to be comical for a night or two
8. An amour, which promises little good fortune, yet may be productive of much
9. Two ladies of great distinction introduced. Superior finery ever seems to confer superior breeding
10. The family endeavours to cope with their betters. The miseries of the poor when they attempt to appear above their circumstances
11. The family still resolve to hold up their heads
12. Fortune seems resolved to humble the family of Wakefield. Mortifications are often more painful than real calamities
13. Mr Burchell is found to be an enemy; for he has the confidence to give disagreeable advice
14. Fresh mortifications, or a demonstration that seeming calamities may be real blessings
15. All Mr Burchell's villainy at once detected. The folly of being-over-wise
16. The Family use art, which is opposed with still greater
17. Scarce any virtue found to resist the power of long and pleasing temptation 18. The pursuit of a father to reclaim a lost child to virtue
19. The description of a Person discontented with the present government, and apprehensive of the loss of our liberties
20. The history of a philosophic vagabond, pursuing novelty, but losing content
21. The short continuance of friendship among the vicious, which is coeval only with mutual satisfaction
22. Offences are easily pardoned where there is love at bottom
23. None but the guilty can be long and