The Turquoise Cup, and, The Desert | Page 3

the bars of the unknowable. He set his finite mind the task of
solving the infinite. A mere creature, he sought to fathom the mind of
his creator. Read the lines upon his tomb, written by his wife--what do
they teach? Nothing but 'let us eat and drink, for to-morrow we die.' If a
man follows Huxley, then is he a fool if he does not give to this poor
squeezed-lemon of a world another twist. If I believed there was
nothing after this life, do you think I should be sitting here, feeding the
pigeons? Do you think--but there, I have aired my English speech and
have had my fling at Huxley. Let me fill your cup and then tell me of
this woman whom I have kept waiting all this time by my vanity and
my ill manners. Is she English, French, Spanish, or American? There
are many Americans nowadays."

"No," said the earl, "she is Irish."
"The most dangerous of all," remarked the cardinal.
"It is plain that you know women," said the earl.
"I?" exclaimed the cardinal. "No; nor any living man."
"Her father." resumed the earl, "was a great brewer in Dublin. He made
ripping stout. Perhaps you use it. It has a green label, with a bull's head.
He kept straight all through the home-rule troubles, and he chipped in a
lot for the Jubilee fund, and they made him Lord Vatsmore. He died
two years ago and left one child. She is Lady Nora Daly. She is waiting
for me now in the Piazza."
"Perhaps I am detaining you?" said the cardinal.
"By no means," replied the earl. "I don't dare to go back just yet. I met
her first at home, last season. I've followed her about like a spaniel ever
since. I started in for a lark, and now I'm in for keeps. She has a
peculiar way with her," continued the earl, smoothing his hat; "one
minute you think you are great chums and, the next, you wonder if you
have ever been presented."
"I recognize the Irish variety," said the cardinal.
"She is here with her yacht," continued the earl. "Her aunt is with her.
The aunt is a good sort. I am sure you would like her."
"Doubtless," said the cardinal, with a shrug; "but have you nothing
more to say about the niece?"
"I followed her here," continued the earl, his hands still busy with his
hat, "and I've done my best. Just now, in the Piazza, I asked her to
marry me, and she laughed. We went into St. Mark's, and the lights and
the music and the pictures and the perfume seemed to soften her. 'Did
you mean it?' she said to me. I told her I did. 'Don't speak to me for a
little while,' she said, 'I want to think.' That was strange, wasn't it?"
"No," said the cardinal, "I don't think that was strange. I think it was
merely feminine."
"We came out of the church," continued the earl, "and I felt sure of her;
but when we came into the Piazza and she saw the life of the place, the
fountain playing, the banners flying, the pigeons wheeling, and heard
the band, she began to laugh and chaff. 'Bobby,' she said, suddenly, 'did
you mean it?'
"'Yes,' I said, 'I meant it.' She looked at me for a moment so fixedly that
I began to think of the things I had done and which she had not done, of

the gulf there was between us--you understand?"
"Yes," said the cardinal, "I understand--that is, I can imagine."
"And then," continued the earl, "I ventured to look into her eyes, and
she was laughing at me.
"'Bobby,' she said, 'I believe I've landed you. I know you 're a
fortune-hunter, but what blame? I dare say I should be one, but for the
beer. I'm throwing myself away. With my fortune and my figure I think
I could get a duke, an elderly duke, perhaps, and a little over on his
knees, but still a duke. A well-brought-up young woman would take the
duke, but I am nothing but a wild Irish girl. Bobby, you are jolly and
wholesome, and auntie likes you, and I'll take you--hold hard,' she said,
as I moved up--'I'll take you, if you'll give me the turquoise cup.'
'What's that?' I asked. 'The turquoise cup,' she said; 'the one in the
treasury of St. Mark's. Give me that and Nora Daly is yours.' 'All right,'
I said, 'I'll trot off and buy it.'
"Here I am, your grace, an impecunious but determined man. I have
four thousand pounds at Coutts's, all I have in the world; will it lift the
cup?"
The cardinal rubbed his white hands together, uncrossed and