The Three Clerks | Page 7

enter at £100 a year. We are speaking, of course, of that
more respectable branch of the establishment called the Secretary's
Department. At none other of our public offices do men commence
with more than £90--except, of course, at those in which political
confidence is required. Political confidence is indeed as expensive as
hydraulic pressure, though generally found to be less difficult of

attainment.
Henry Norman, therefore, entered on his labours under good auspices,
having £10 per annum more for the business and pleasures of life in
London than most of his young brethren of the Civil Service. Whether
this would have sufficed of itself to enable him to live up to that tone of
society to which he had been accustomed cannot now be surmised, as
very shortly after his appointment an aunt died, from whom he
inherited some £150 or £200 a year. He was, therefore, placed above all
want, and soon became a shining light even in that bright gallery of
spiritualized stars which formed the corps of clerks in the Secretary's
Office at the Weights and Measures.
Young Norman was a good-looking lad when he entered the public
service, and in a few years he grew up to be a handsome man. He was
tall and thin and dark, muscular in his proportions, and athletic in his
habits. From the date of his first enjoyment of his aunt's legacy he had a
wherry on the Thames, and was soon known as a man whom it was
hard for an amateur to beat. He had a racket in a racket-court at St.
John's Wood Road, and as soon as fortune and merit increased his
salary by another £100 a year, he usually had a nag for the season. This,
however, was not attained till he was able to count five years' service in
the Weights and Measures. He was, as a boy, somewhat shy and
reserved in his manners, and as he became older he did not shake off
the fault. He showed it, however, rather among men than with women,
and, indeed, in spite of his love of exercise, he preferred the society of
ladies to any of the bachelor gaieties of his unmarried acquaintance. He
was, nevertheless, frank and confident in those he trusted, and true in
his friendships, though, considering his age, too slow in making a
friend. Such was Henry Norman at the time at which our tale begins.
What were the faults in his character it must be the business of the tale
to show.
The other young clerk in this office to whom we alluded is Alaric
Tudor. He is a year older than Henry Norman, though he began his
official career a year later, and therefore at the age of twenty- one. How
it happened that he contrived to pass the scrutinizing instinct and deep

powers of examination possessed by the chief clerk, was a great
wonder to his friends, though apparently none at all to himself. He took
the whole proceeding very easily; while another youth alongside of him,
who for a year had been reading up for his promised nomination, was
so awe-struck by the severity of the proceedings as to lose his powers
of memory and forget the very essence of the differential calculus.
Of hydraulic pressure and the differential calculus young Tudor knew
nothing, and pretended to know nothing. He told the chief clerk that he
was utterly ignorant of all such matters, that his only acquirements
were a tolerably correct knowledge of English, French, and German,
with a smattering of Latin and Greek, and such an intimacy with the
ordinary rules of arithmetic and with the first books of Euclid, as he
had been able to pick up while acting as a tutor, rather than a scholar, in
a small German university.
The chief clerk raised his eyebrows and said he feared it would not do.
A clerk, however, was wanting. It was very clear that the young
gentleman who had only showed that he had forgotten his conic
sections could not be supposed to have passed. The austerity of the last
few years had deterred more young men from coming forward than the
extra £10 had induced to do so. One unfortunate, on the failure of all
his hopes, had thrown himself into the Thames from the neighbouring
boat-stairs; and though he had been hooked out uninjured by the man
who always attends there with two wooden legs, the effect on his
parents' minds had been distressing. Shortly after this occurrence the
chief clerk had been invited to attend the Board, and the Chairman of
the Commissioners, who, on the occasion, was of course prompted by
the Secretary, recommended Mr. Hardlines to be a leetle more lenient.
In doing so the quantity of butter which he