The Sunny Side

The Sunny Side, by A. A. Milne

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Title: The Sunny Side
Author: A. A. Milne
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THE SUNNY SIDE
BY A. A. MILNE
Author of "If I May," "The Dover Road," "Mr. Pim Passes By," etc.

1922

TO OWEN SEAMAN
AFFECTIONATELY IN MEMORY OF NINE HAPPY YEARS AT
THE "PUNCH" OFFICE

CONTENTS
CHAPTER
INTRODUCTION
TO THE AMERICAN EDITION
I. ORANGES AND LEMONS
II. MEN OF LETTERS
III. SUMMER DAYS
IV. WAR-TIME
V. HOME NOTES
VI. A FEW GUESTS
VII. AND OTHERS

INTRODUCTION
My publisher wants me to apologize for--"introduce" was the kindly
word he used--this collection of articles and verses from Punch. I do so
with pleasure.

Among the many interests of a long and varied career--
No, I don't think I shall begin like that.
It was early in 1871--
Nor like that.
Really it is very difficult, you know. I wrote these things for a number
of years, and--well, here they are. But just to say "Here they are" is to
be too informal for my publisher. He wants, not a casual introduction,
but a presentation. Let me tell you a little story instead.
When war broke out, I had published three of these books in England,
the gleanings of nine years' regular work for Punch. There are, I
understand, a few Americans who read Punch, and it was suggested to
me that a suitable collection of articles from these three books might
have some sort of American sale. So I made such a collection, leaving
out the more topical and allusive sketches, and including those with a
more general appeal. I called the result "Happy Days"--an attractive
title, you will agree--and in 1915 a New York publisher was found for
it.
This is a funny story; at least it appeals to me; so I won't remind myself
of the number of copies which we sold. That was tragedy, not comedy.
The joke lay in one of the few notices which the book received from
the press. For a New York critic ended his review of "Happy Days"
with these immortal words:
"Mr. Milne is at present in the trenches facing the German bullets, so
this will probably be his last book."
You see now why an apology is necessary. Here we are, seven years
later, and I am still at it.
But at any rate, it is the last of this sort of book. As I said in a foreword
to the English edition: "It is the last time because this sort of writing
depends largely upon the irresponsibility and high spirits of youth for

its success, and I want to stop before (may I say 'before'?) the high
spirits become mechanical and the irresponsibility a trick. Perhaps the
fact that this collection is final will excuse its air of scrappiness. Odd
Verses have crept in on the unanswerable plea that, if they didn't do it
now, they never would; War Sketches protested that I shouldn't have a
book at all if I left them out; an Early Article, omitted from three
previous volumes, paraded for the fourth time with such a pathetic 'I
suppose you don't want me' in its eye that it could not decently be
rejected. So here they all are."
One further word of explanation. You may find the first section of this
book--"Oranges and Lemons"--a little difficult. The characters of it are
old friends to that limited public which reads my books in England;
their earlier adventures have been told in those previous volumes (and
purposely omitted from "Happy Days" as being a little too insular). I
feel somehow that strangers will not be on such easy terms with them,
and I would recommend that you approach them last. By that time you
will have discovered whether you are in a mood to stop and listen to
their chatter, or prefer to pass them by with a nod.
A.A. M.

THE SUNNY SIDE

I. ORANGES AND LEMONS

I.
THE INVITATION
"Dear Myra," wrote Simpson at the beginning of the year--"I have an
important suggestion to make to you both, and I am coming round
to-morrow night after dinner about nine o'clock. As time is so short I
have asked Dahlia and Archie