The Solitary Summer | Page 5

Elizabeth von Arnim
sheet of gold and silver that is
known for convenience' sake as the lawn, and was scratching his head,
as he looked round, in a futile effort to decide where he should begin. I
saved the dandelions and daisies on that occasion, and I like to believe
they know it. They certainly look very jolly when I come out, and I

rather fancy the dandelions dig each other in their little ribs when they
see me, and whisper, "Here comes Elizabeth; she's a good sort, ain't
she?"--for of course dandelions do not express themselves very
elegantly.
But nettles are not to be tolerated. They settled the question on which I
had been turning my back for so long, and one fine August morning,
when there seemed to be nothing in the garden but nettles, and it was
hard to believe that we had ever been doing anything but carefully
cultivating them in all their varieties, I walked into the Man of Wrath's
den.
"My dear man," I began, in the small caressing voice of one who has
long been obstinate and is in the act of giving in, "will you kindly
advertise for a head gardener and a proper number of assistants? Nearly
all the bulbs and seeds and plants I have squandered my money and my
hopes on have turned out to be nettles, and I don't like them. I have had
a wretched summer, and never want to see a meek gardener again."
"My dear Elizabeth," he replied, "I regret that you did not take my
advice sooner. How often have I pointed out the folly of engaging one
incapable person after the other? The vegetables, when we get any, are
uneatable, and there is never any fruit. I do not in the least doubt your
good intentions, but you are wanting in judgment. When will you learn
to rely on my experience?"
I hung my head; for was he not in the pleasant position of being able to
say, "I told you so"?--which indeed he has been saying for the last two
years. "I don't like relying," I murmured, "and have rather a prejudice
against somebody else's experience. Please will you send the
advertisement to-day?"
They came in such shoals that half the population must have been head
gardeners out of situations. I took all the likely ones round the garden,
and I do not think I ever spent a more chastening week than that week
of selection. Their remarks were, naturally, of the frankest nature, as I
had told them I had had practically only gardeners' assistants since I
lived here, and they had no idea, when they were politely scoffing at
some arrangement, that it happened to be one of my own. The hot-beds
in the kitchen garden with which I had taken such pains were objects of
special derision. It appeared that they were all wrong--measurements,
preparation, soil, manure, everything that could be wrong, was.

Certainly the only crop we had from them was weeds. But I began
about half way through the week to grow sceptical, because on
comparing their criticisms I found they seldom agreed, and so took
courage again. Finally I chose a nice, trim young man, with strikingly
intelligent eyes and quick movements, who had shown himself less
concerned with the state of chaos existing than with considerations of
what might eventually be made of the place. He is very deaf, so he
wastes no time in words, and is exceedingly keen on gardening, and
knows, as I very soon discovered, a vast amount more than I do, in
spite of my three years' application. Moreover, he is filled with that
humility and eagerness to learn which is only found in those who have
already learned more than their neighbours. He enters into my plans
with enthusiasm, and makes suggestions of his own, which, if not
always quite in accordance with what are perhaps my peculiar tastes, at
least plainly show that he understands his business. We had a very busy
winter together altering all the beds, for they none of them had been
given a soil in which plants could grow, and next autumn I intend to
have all the so-called lawns dug up and levelled, and shall see whether
I cannot have decent turf here. I told him he must save the daisy and
dandelion roots, and he looked rather crestfallen at that, but he is young,
and can learn to like what I like, and get rid of his only fault, a nursery-
gardener attitude towards all flowers that are not the fashion. "I shall
want a great many daffodils next spring," I shouted one day at the
beginning of our acquaintance.
His eyes gleamed. "Ah yes," he said with immediate approval, "they
are _sehr modern."
I was divided
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