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THE SLOWCOACH
BY E. V. LUCAS.

CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1
: THE AVORIES
CHAPTER 2
: THE SOUND OF MYSTERIOUS WHEELS
CHAPTER 3
: THE THOROUGH EXAMINATION
CHAPTER 4
: DIOGENES AND MOSES
CHAPTER 5
: THE PLANS
CHAPTER 6
: MR. LENOX'S YOUNG BROTHER
CHAPTER 7
: THE FIRST DAY
CHAPTER 8
: THE FIRST NIGHT
CHAPTER 9
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE SECOND CARAVAN
CHAPTER 10
: THE WAYSIDE FRIEND
CHAPTER 11
: STRATFORD-ON-AVON
CHAPTER 12
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE YOUNG POLICEMAN
CHAPTER 13
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE LITTLE OLD LADY
CHAPTER 14
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE RUNAWAY PONIES
CHAPTER 15
: THE BLACK SPANIELS
CHAPTER 16
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE LOST BABY
CHAPTER 17
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE OLD IRISHWOMAN
CHAPTER 18
: THE LETTER TO X
CHAPTER 19
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE LINE OF POETRY
CHAPTER 20
: COLLINS'S PEOPLE
CHAPTER 21
: THE ADVENTURE OF THE GIANT
CHAPTER 22
: THE MOST SURPRISING ADVENTURE OF ALL THE END
CHAPTER 1
: THE AVORIES
Once upon a time there was a nice family. Its name was Avory, and it lived in an old house in Chiswick, where the Thames is so sad on grey days and so gay on sunny ones.
Mr.--or rather Captain--Avory was dead; he had been wounded at Spion Kop, and died a few years after. Mrs. Avory was thirty-five, and she had four children. The eldest was Janet, aged fourteen, and the youngest was Gregory Bruce, aged seven. Between these came Robert Oliver, who was thirteen, and Hester, who was nine.
They were all very fond of each other, and they rarely quarreled. (If they had done so, I should not be telling this story. You don't catch me writing books about people who quarrel.) They adored their mother.
The name of the Avories' house was "The Gables," which was a better name than many houses have, because there actually were gables in its roof. Hester, who had funny ideas, wanted to see all the people who lived in all the houses that are called "The Gables" everywhere drawn up in a row so that she might examine them. She used to lie awake at night and wonder how many there would be. "I'm sure mother would be the most beautiful, anyway," she used to say.
History was Hester's passion. She could read history all day. Here she differed from Robert Oliver, who was all for geography. Their friends knew of these tastes, of course, and so Hester's presents were nearly always history books or portraits of great men, such as Napoleon and Shakespeare, both of whom she almost worshipped, while Robert's were compasses and maps. He also had a mapmeasurer (from Mr. Lenox), and at the moment at which this story opens, his birthday being just over, he was the possessor of a pedometer, which he carried fastened to his leg, under his knickerbockers, so that it was certain to register every time he took a step. He kept a careful record of the distance he had walked since his birthday, and could tell you at any time what it was, if you gave him a minute or two to crawl under the table and undo his clothes. He could be heard grunting in dark places all day long, having been forbidden by Janet to undress in public.
Robert's birthday was on June 20, Hester's on November 8, and Janet's on February 28. She had the narrowest escape, you see, of getting birthdays only once in every four years; which is one of the worst things that can happen to a human being. Gregory Bruce was a little less lucky,