The Rudder Grangers Abroad | Page 4

in thunder I was trying to do.
I made no answer, but looked steadily before me. Now that the sail was

down, I could see what had happened. I had collided with a yacht
which we had seen before. It was larger than ours, and contained a
grandfather and a grandmother, a father and a mother, several aunts,
and a great many children. They had started on the river the same day
as ourselves, but did not intend to take so extended a trip as ours was to
be. The whole party was now in the greatest confusion. I did not
understand what they said, nor did I attend to it. I was endeavoring, for
myself, to grasp the situation. Euphemia was calling to me from the
cabin, into which she had retreated; the man was still talking to me
from the cabin roof, and the people in the other boat were vociferating
and screaming; but I paid no attention to any one until I had satisfied
myself that nothing serious had happened. I had not run into them head
on, but had come up diagonally, and the side of our bow had struck the
side of their stern. The collision, as I afterward learned, had happened
in this wise: I had not seen the other boat because, lying back as I had
been, the sail concealed her from me, and they had not seen us because
their boatman was in the forward part of their cabin, collecting
materials for breakfast, and the tiller was left in charge of one of the
boys, who, like all the rest of his party who sat outside, had discreetly
turned his back to the sun.
The grandfather stood up in the stern. He wore a black silk hat, and
carried a heavy grape-vine cane. Unsteadily balancing himself on his
legs, and shaking his cane at me, he cried:--
"What is the meaning of this, sir? Are you trying to drown a whole
family, sir?"
"If he'd run his bowsprit in among you," said the boatman from the
cabin roof, "he'd 'a' killed a lot of you before you'd been drowned."
Euphemia screamed to me to come to her; the father was standing on
his cabin roof, shouting something to me; the women in the other boat
were violently talking among themselves; some of the little children
were crying; the girls were hanging to the ladies, and all the boys were
clambering on board our boat. It was a time of great excitement, and
something must be instantly said by me. My decision was quick.

"Have you any tea?" I said, addressing the old gentleman.
"Tea!" he roared. "What do you mean by that?"
"We have plenty of coffee on board," I answered, "but some of our
party can't drink it. If you have any tea, I should like to borrow some. I
can send it to you when we reach a store."
From every person of the other party came, as in a chorus, the one word,
"Tea?" And Euphemia put her pale face out of the cabin, and said, in a
tone of wondering inquiry, "Tea?"
"Did you bang into us this way to borrow tea?" roared the old
gentleman.
"I did not intend, of course, to strike you so hard," I said, "and I am
sorry I did so, but I should like to borrow some tea."
Euphemia whispered to me:--
"We have tea."
I looked at her, and she locked her lips.
"Of course we can give you some tea, if you want some," said the
red-faced boatman, "but I never heerd of a thing like this since I was
first born, nor ever shall again, I hope."
"I don't want you to give me any tea," I said. "I shall certainly return it,
and a very little will do--just a handful."
The two boats had not drifted apart, for the father, standing on the cabin
roof, had held tightly to our rigging, and the boatman, still muttering,
went on board his vessel to get the tea. He brought it, wrapped in a
piece of a newspaper.
"Here comes your man," he said, pointing to a little boat which was
approaching us. "We told him we'd look out for you, but we didn't think
you'd come smashing into us like this."

In a few moments our boatman had pulled alongside, his face full of a
dark inquiry. He looked at me for authoritative information.
"I came here," I said to him, "after tea."
"Before breakfast, I should say!" cried the old gentleman. And every
one of his party burst out laughing.
Much was now said, chiefly by the party of the other part, but our
boatman paid little attention to any of it. The boys scrambled on board
their own vessel. We pushed