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so often!"
MISS REED: "But this is a real case. You ought to feel my forehead. It's as hot!"
MISS SPAULDING: "You ought to get up and help me put this room to rights, and then you would feel better."
MISS REED: "No; I should feel worse. The idea of household gods makes me sick. Sylvan deities are what I want; the great god Pan among the cat-tails and arrow-heads in the 'ma'sh' at Ponkwasset; the dryads of the birch woods--there are no oaks; the nymphs that haunt the heights and hollows of the dear old mountain; the" -
MISS SPAULDING: "Wha-a-at? I can't hear a word you say."
MISS REED: "That's because you keep fussing about so. Why don't you be quiet, if you want to hear?" She lifts her voice to its highest pitch, with a pause for distinctness between the words: "I'm heart- broken for--Ponkwasset. The dryads--of the--birch woods. The nymphs--and the great--god--Pan--in the reeds--by the river. And all--that--sort of--thing!"
MISS SPAULDING: "You know very well you're not."
MISS REED: "I'm not? What's the reason I'm not? Then, what am I heart-broken for?"
MISS SPAULDING: "You're not heart-broken at all. You know very well that he'll call before we've been here twenty-four hours."
MISS REED: "Who?"
MISS SPAULDING: "The great god Pan."
MISS REED: "Oh, how cruel you are, to mock me so! Come in here, and sympathize a little! Do, Nettie."
MISS SPAULDING: "No; you come out here and utilize a little. I'm acting for your best good, as they say at Ponkwasset."
MISS REED: "When they want to be disagreeable!"
MISS SPAULDING: "If this room isn't in order by the time he calls, you'll be everlastingly disgraced."
MISS REED: "I'm that now. I can't be more so--there's that comfort. What makes you think he'll call?"
MISS SPAULDING: "Because he's a gentleman, and will want to apologize. He behaved very rudely to you."
MISS REED: "No, Nettie; I behaved rudely to HIM. Yes! Besides, if he behaved rudely, he was no gentleman. It's a contradiction in terms, don't you see? But I'll tell you what I'm going to do if he comes. I'm going to show a proper spirit for once in my life. I'm going to refuse to see him. You've got to see him."
MISS SPAULDING: "Nonsense!"
MISS REED: "Why nonsense? Oh, why? Expound!"
MISS SPAULDING: "Because he wasn't rude to me, and he doesn't want to see me. Because I'm plain, and you're pretty."
MISS REED: "I'm NOT! You know it perfectly well. I'm hideous."
MISS SPAULDING: "Because I'm poor, and you're a person of independent property."
MISS REED: "DEPENDENT property, I should call it: just enough to be useless on! But that's insulting to HIM. How can you say it's because I have a little money?"
MISS SPAULDING: "Well, then, I won't. I take it back. I'll say it's because you're young, and I'm old."
MISS REED: "You're NOT old. You're as young as anybody, Nettie Spaulding. And you know I'm not young; I'm twenty-seven, if I'm a day. I'm just dropping into the grave. But I can't argue with you, miles off so, any longer." Miss Reed appears at the open door, dragging languidly after her the shawl which she had evidently drawn round her on the sofa; her fair hair is a little disordered, and she presses it into shape with one hand as she comes forward; a lovely flush vies with a heavenly pallor in her cheeks; she looks a little pensive in the arching eyebrows, and a little humorous about the dimpled mouth. "Now I can prove that you are entirely wrong. Where- -were you?--This room is rather an improvement over the one we had last winter. There is more of a view"--she goes to the window--"of the houses across the Place; and I always think the swell front gives a pretty shape to a room. I'm sorry they've stopped building them. Your piano goes very nicely into that little alcove. Yes, we're quite palatial. And, on the whole, I'm glad there's no fireplace. It's a pleasure at times; but for the most part it's a vanity and a vexation, getting dust and ashes over everything. Yes; after all, give me the good old-fashioned, clean, convenient register! Ugh! My feet are like ice." She pulls an easy-chair up to the register in the corner of the room, and pushes open its valves with the toe of her slipper. As she settles herself luxuriously in the chair, and poises her feet daintily over the register: "Ah, this is something like! Henrietta Spaulding, ma'am! Did I ever tell you that you were the best friend I have in the world?"
MISS SPAULDING, who continues her work of arranging the room: "Often."
MISS REED: "Did you ever believe it?"
MISS SPAULDING: "Never."
MISS REED: "Why?"
MISS SPAULDING, thoughtfully regarding a vase which she holds in her hand, after several times shifting it from a bracket to the corner of her piano