The Nomad of the Nine Lives | Page 3

to slip out on
the sidewalk and try to spell out the words on the daily bulletin
blackboards, such as "Spare ribs, 25 cents," "Best spring lamb, 30
cents," and "Best rump steak, 45 cents." I used to wait until some
plump old lady with a market basket came along and read these signs.
She often scolded, but I did not then know why. I have since learned
that my childhood was in a time when the high cost of living was in
everybody's mouth. As I had learned so much in that way, I felt that I
was able to skip the primary grade, and so started in with a great deal of
confidence to pick up an education. For instance, the fact that I was
allowed to roam in the various rooms in the evenings permitted me to
observe, among other things, how the earth revolved on its axis. I often
proved this fact by tapping a large globe with my paw and watching

Africa chase Asia and Asia in turn pursue America as it turned swiftly
around.
The janitor had an office in the basement, and I was supposed to stay
there during the school session, but I used to creep softly up the
stairway and listen at the class-room doors. Often the door of a
dressing-room chanced to be open and I could enter here and watch
through the crack of the school-room door. I learned to read in this
manner, and took up arithmetic, which was rather difficult, but I
studied hard evenings and made good progress, until I came to vulgar
fractions.
Remembering mother's dislike of anything unrefined, however, I closed
the book and did not dare to go on. I fared very well, for the janitor's
wife sent me bread and milk, and occasionally bits of fish and meat. I
had the run of the school at night and consequently could learn a great
many things while prowling around in quest of rats and mice; in fact, I
always managed to catch a few and leave them where they could be
seen (I did not care to eat them) before I settled down to hard study,
and so revealed to the janitor that I was doing my duty. I used to find
some choice tid-bits in the desks, some of which opened at the end, and
did not lift at the top; pieces of cake, numerous pickled limes (for
which I did not care), and also plenty of cookies, and sometimes a
sandwich.
I observed by the aid of a mirror standing on the floor in a teacher's
closet that I was growing large and good-looking; my dark coat was
smooth and glossy, my white shirt-front set off a well poised head, and
I possessed as fine a pair of whiskers as ever graced a cat. Of these I
was extremely proud, but used to keep my entire person well groomed
as well as that particular portion of my features. I exercised in the
school yard in order to keep in good form and also took boxing lessons
from an acquaintance, who occasionally called. I soon began to tire of
the school life and dull studies, however, and longed to go out
somewhat during the evening, but the janitor was careful to lock me in
the school at eight o'clock.
One evening I found that a window on the ground floor had been left

open. It was but the matter of a moment to vault out and I found myself
on the street alone at night for the first time in my life.
I remembered mother's advice, but thought that she was rather too
particular; indeed I felt that I could come to no harm, so walked down
the street, keeping an eye out for dogs, as mother had warned me to do.
I soon perceived that the broad highway was too much exposed for my
traveling, and so I proceeded into a back yard, jumped a fence, and
found myself on a back road, where market men deliver their goods. It
was really quite attractive and sociable, for I came upon a group who
seemed to be serenading some mutual acquaintance. I had listened to
the children singing at school, and had looked over the song books, and
had even practised a few scales. In this way I discovered that I had a
very clear tenor voice, so I immediately joined the group. They did not
seem particularly anxious to have me do so, and as I now look back, I
can see how young and fresh I was.
Jumping upon a fence, I at once threw out my chest and proceeded to
give them a tenor solo. I was wholly unprepared for what followed.
In an instant they all charged at me, howling,