The Neer-Do-Well

The Ne'er-Do-Well

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THE NE'ER-DO-WELL
By REX BEACH
Author of "THE SILVER HORDE" "THE SPOILERS" "THE IRON
TRAIL" Etc.
Illustrated

TO
MY WIFE

CONTENTS
I. VICTORY
II. THE TRAIL DIVIDES
III. A GAP
IV. NEW ACQUAINTANCES
V. A REMEDY IS PROPOSED
VI. IN WHICH KIRK ANTHONY IS GREATLY SURPRISED
VII. THE REWARD OF MERIT
VIII. EL COMANDANTE TAKES A HAND
IX. SPANISH LAW
X. A CHANGE OF PLAN
XI. THE TRUTH ABOUT MRS. CORTLANDT
XII. A NIGHT AT TABOGA
XIII. CHIQUITA
XIV. THE PATH THAT LED NOWHERE
XV. ALIAS JEFFERSON LOCKE

XVI. "8838"
XVII. GARAVEL THE BANKER
XVIII. THE SIEGE OF MARIA TORRES
XIX. "LA TOSCA"
XX. AN AWAKENING
XXI. THE REST OF THE FAMILY
XXII. A CHALLENGE AND A CONFESSION
XXIII. A PLOT AND A SACRIFICE
XXIV. A BUSINESS PROPOSITION
XXV. CHECKMATE!
XXVI. THE CRASH
XXVII. A QUESTION
XXVIII. THE ANSWER
XXIX. A LAST APPEAL
XXX. DARWIN K ANTHONY

THE NE'ER-DO-WELL

I
VICTORY
It was a crisp November night. The artificial brilliance of Broadway
was rivalled by a glorious moonlit sky. The first autumn frost was in
the air, and on the side-streets long rows of taxicabs were standing,
their motors blanketed, their chauffeurs threshing their arms to rout the
cold. A few well-bundled cabbies, perched upon old-style hansoms,
were barking at the stream of hurrying pedestrians. Against a
background of lesser lights myriad points of electric signs flashed into
everchanging shapes, winking like huge, distorted eyes; fanciful
designs of liquid fire ran up and down the walls or blazed forth in lurid
colors. From the city's canons came an incessant clanging roar, as if a
great river of brass and steel were grinding its way toward the sea.
Crowds began to issue from the theatres, and the lines of waiting
vehicles broke up, filling the streets with the whir of machinery and the
clatter of hoofs. A horde of shrill-voiced urchins pierced the confusion,
waving their papers and screaming the football scores at the tops of
their lusty lungs, while above it all rose the hoarse tones of carriage
callers, the commands of traffic officers, and the din of street-car

gongs.
In the lobby of one of the playhouses a woman paused to adjust her
wraps, and, hearing the cries of the newsboys, petulantly exclaimed:
"I'm absolutely sick of football. That performance during the third act
was enough to disgust one."
Her escort smiled. "Oh, you take it too seriously," he said. "Those boys
don't mean anything. That was merely Youth-- irrepressible Youth, on
a tear. You wouldn't spoil the fun?"
"It may have been Youth," returned his companion, "but it sounded
more like the end of the world. It was a little too much!"
A bevy of shop-girls came bustling forth from a gallery exit.
"Rah! rah! rah!" they mimicked, whereupon the cry was answered by a
hundred throats as the doors belched forth the football players and their
friends. Out they came, tumbling, pushing, jostling; greeting scowls
and smiles with grins of insolent good-humor. In their hands were
decorated walking-sticks and flags, ragged and tattered as if from long
use in a heavy gale. Dignified old gentlemen dived among them in
pursuit of top-hats; hysterical matrons hustled daughters into carriages
and slammed the doors.
"Wuxtry! Wuxtry!" shrilled the newsboys. "Full account of the big
game!"
A youth with a ridiculous little hat and heliotrope socks dashed into the
street, where, facing the crowd, he led a battle song of his university.
Policemen set their